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Scrapple Since: 24.7.02 Since last post: 3923 days Last activity: 3923 days#1 Posted on 12.4.04 0909.44 | Instant Rating: 5.64 He is DEAN. He is OLD. And, hopefully, he is DRUNK. Happy Birthday to Al Wilson's spiritual advisor. I want you to know, I agree with everything I just said.Promote this thread! Torchslasher
Knackwurst Since: 17.1.02 From: South F’n Carolina Since last post: 45 days Last activity: 3 days#2 Posted on 12.4.04 0915.11 | Instant Rating: 5.75 Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~! Behold the scary undead powers of WESTERN-TAKER! spf
Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 3069 days Last activity: 404 days#3 Posted on 12.4.04 0955.50 | Instant Rating: 6.96 Originally posted by Torchslasher Happy B-day and here's to a year with less KIDMAN and more GLOW/WOW for Deano~! And more hot hot man ass. And here's to another great year of pondering Rene Dupree's wang. Toil not to gain wealth, cease to be concerned about it. Proverbs 23:4 Java
Head cheese Since: 2.1.02 From: Chandler, AZ Since last post: 138 days Last activity: 3 days#4 Posted on 12.4.04 1040.50 | Instant Rating: 7.14 Happy Birthday to a fellow 38 year old (at least until I turn 39 on Friday!) ScreamingHeadGuy
Frankfurter Since: 1.2.02 From: Appleton, WI Since last post: 4192 days Last activity: 4192 days#5 Posted on 12.4.04 1053.58 | Instant Rating: 6.39 Dean, I would write you a birthday haiku; but then I realized it could never encapsulate all that you mean to me. Instead, I will stare long and hard at Randy Orton's wang tonight and think of you. (And when I watch my tape of Smackdown! I'll gaze at Rene, too...but not think of you.) "ScreamingHeadGuy, don't fear the wang. Know the wang. Embrace the wang. BE the wang....." - heed the wisdom of DEAN The Amazing Salami
Sujuk Since: 23.5.02 From: Oklahoma Since last post: 7231 days Last activity: 7231 days#6 Posted on 12.4.04 1251.51 | Instant Rating: 4.92 http://www.historychannel.com/today/ They must not have updated recently cause I couldn't find Dean ANYWHERE>!@~FEAR THE HORSE HEADS cranlsn
Toulouse Since: 18.3.02 From: Hartland, WI Since last post: 1964 days Last activity: 66 days#7 Posted on 12.4.04 1325.21 | Instant Rating: 6.96 Happy Birthday...to a man who can really pull off the red velvet look. Have a good one, and may Turdwellian be pleased!(edited by cranlsn on 12.4.04 1325)
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Potato korv Since: 11.12.01 From: Valparaiso, IN Since last post: 4771 days Last activity: 4105 days#8 Posted on 12.4.04 1456.23 | Instant Rating: 6.93 I can only hope that when I'm 38 years old, I am happily married, have a son that headbutts my television, a ton of booze and two tons of wrestling. It is truly the American Dream we all live vicariously through you, DEAN. Happy birthday.scottcom cubs.org
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He is DEAN Since: 11.12.01 From: Richmond, Va, U-S-A! Since last post: 4735 days Last activity: 4732 days#9 Posted on 12.4.04 1906.13 | Instant Rating: 9.85 I'm going to start crying now. YES, I AM DEAN. Eddie Famous
Andouille Since: 11.12.01 From: Catlin IL Since last post: 2620 days Last activity: 2161 days#10 Posted on 12.4.04 1933.11 | Instant Rating: 6.33 No listening to John Conlee songs! Nothing wrong with 38, just keep a watch on some of the non-warranteed parts.... "In the sky. Lord, in the sky..."Freeway
Scrapple Since: 3.1.02 From: Calgary Since last post: 3749 days Last activity: 3436 days#11 Posted on 12.4.04 2002.13 | Instant Rating: 6.43 Hopefully in 20 years, I'm as cool as DEAN. Wife, kids, booze & wrestling. He truly is a KING among men. He is DEAN, and we are grateful. FLAMES PLAYOFFS: Tied with Canucks 1-1 evilwaldo
Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 6851 days Last activity: 6632 days#12 Posted on 12.4.04 2026.11 | Instant Rating: 0.00 I played some Johnny Cash for you today Dean. Happy Birthday. Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur? astrobstrd
Bockwurst Since: 13.3.02 From: Loveland, OH Since last post: 6024 days Last activity: 5991 days#13 Posted on 12.4.04 2057.49 | Instant Rating: 7.39 I toasted a load over my finely tuned Magic:The Gathering deck onto my Essential Ellison Hardcover in your honor, good sir. Hope you have a good b-day. And I will show you something different from either Your shadow at morning striding behind you Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you; I will show you fear in a handful of dust. Smackfiend
Mettwurst Since: 11.11.02 Since last post: 7106 days Last activity: 6908 days#14 Posted on 12.4.04 2133.43 | Instant Rating: 4.26 If I'm half as cool as DEAN is when I reach his age, I'll consider myself a lucky man. You're the greatest!(edited by Smackfiend on 12.4.04 2233) Spank E
Bockwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Plymouth, UK Since last post: 1804 days Last activity: 32 days#15 Posted on 12.4.04 2338.05 | Instant Rating: 0.31 If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you? Happy (somewhat belated) birthday! When darkness falls, we are reborn evilwaldo
Lap cheong Since: 7.2.02 From: New York, NY Since last post: 6851 days Last activity: 6632 days#16 Posted on 13.4.04 1217.26 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Originally posted by Spank E If you were half as cool as Dean, wouldn't that make him twice as cool as you? Happy (somewhat belated) birthday! We all aspire to one day be half as cool as Dean. Are you a professional halfwit or talented amateur?JoshMann
Andouille Since: 17.11.03 From: Tallahassee, FL Since last post: 5736 days Last activity: 5733 days#17 Posted on 13.4.04 1233.11 | Instant Rating: 4.57 I realize I'm a day late, but I scrapped my birthday toast I was writing yesterday because it wasn't cool enough to do DEAN justice. Which only proves the point that we all aspire to be half as cool as him. Happy Birthday, Dean. Ho-lee Mackinaw!