I miss Hyatte. Not the 411 or ScoopsThis Hyatte, but the Scoops Hyatte. I thought he was great, and thanks to him I became a wrestling web-page nerd and found Wrestlemaniacs and our prophet CRZ.
Not to mention, A LOT of "internet wrestling personalities" have jacked Hyatte's style and come off as poor imitations.
This is site bashing so I guess I have to bash:
Eric S. is a great writer(maybe the intelligent man's Hyatte?). However, he is extremely condescending as are all of the Smarks writers.
The important question now though is whether or not it was the ghost of Hyatte who "hacked" the smarks.com website. I went to their board to see if anyone had said anything interesting about it, and came to a realization, those folks sure had a long list of folks who hate them enough to possibly hack their site
I truly pine for just one more of Hyatte's complete flipouts on Mark Madden's mother.
I can see how the Mop Ups may not have been everyone's cup of tea exactly, but I thought the AAT's were some of the best written opinion pieces on the net. I wish he didn't throw in the towel on it.
The 411 news was a good read too. I don't mind what Flea does, but I find both Grut and Eric really intolerable.
They gotta bring these back!!!: "talk to the hand because the man don't understand." - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit "...and that is the LAST WORD." - "The Big Nasty" Paul Wight and of course: "Don't hate the playa...HATE THE GAME~!" - WCW World Champion Booker T
Oliver Stone here. I say Hyatte is Flea. I mean who "introduced" Flea to 411. What was Flea's angle? Doing conspiracy themed e-mails about 1bob, Hyatte's supposed nemesis who he befriended right before his disappearance. Hyatte then goes into an uberasshole mode even for him. The calm Flea emerges from the ashes? Coincidence? I don't think so!
Originally posted by JacksonOliver Stone here. I say Hyatte is Flea. I mean who "introduced" Flea to 411. What was Flea's angle? Doing conspiracy themed e-mails about 1bob, Hyatte's supposed nemesis who he befriended right before his disappearance. Hyatte then goes into an uberasshole mode even for him. The calm Flea emerges from the ashes? Coincidence? I don't think so!
{/Stone}
Hello Oliver! Loved you in Wall Street!
Sorry, no conspiracy here. Besides, I wouldn't be caught DEAD in Rhode Island.
An excerpt for those who don't make it over there...
"Umm, you newcomers aren't expecting a blow by blow recap where I describe every second of the match and transcribe every single word uttered on the show like a goddam lifeless automaton do you? Do you REALLY think I'm some sort of LOSER who bangs every single minute detail on my keyboard? What kind of fruit do you TAKE ME FOR? What's next? Am I supposed to get a girlfriend who lives clear across the bloody COUNTRY?"
Them's some fightin' words! ;-) It's good to have ol' Hyatte back, even if it's only once a month.
Obviously, no one's filled him in that CRZ does NOT transcribe the "What's" anymore...
"I'm more confused than Scott Hall in a parking lot" - Joshua Grutman
Originally posted by TorchslasherFive months is nothing. It took me five months just to read his Wrestlemania X8 "review."
At least he warned the readers continuously at the beginning that it would be a long one. I for one enjoyed it. I loved reading Hyatte for good or bad he always made me laugh.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
Originally posted by chuckc14 HyatteUmm, you newcomers aren't expecting a blow by blow recap where I describe every second of the match and transcribe every single word uttered on the show like a goddam lifeless automaton do you? Do you REALLY think I'm some sort of LOSER who bangs every single minute detail on my keyboard? What kind of fruit do you TAKE ME FOR? What's next? Am I supposed to get a girlfriend who lives clear across the bloody COUNTRY?
Leave it to Hyatte to pick the ONE week I take off to make this joke. ;-)
Originally posted by JacksonOliver Stone here. I say Hyatte is Flea. I mean who "introduced" Flea to 411. What was Flea's angle? Doing conspiracy themed e-mails about 1bob, Hyatte's supposed nemesis who he befriended right before his disappearance. Hyatte then goes into an uberasshole mode even for him. The calm Flea emerges from the ashes? Coincidence? I don't think so!
{/Stone}
Hello Oliver! Loved you in Wall Street!
Sorry, no conspiracy here. Besides, I wouldn't be caught DEAD in Rhode Island.
FLEA
Hmmm... Hyatte returns and Flea retires. NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?! ;)
Bubbles? Oh come on Sharon! Im Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of Fucking Darkness. Evil, evil, more fucking evil not a boatload of fucking bubbles man.
If this were true, then why would that cycle ever end? How come the current bunch of college kids aren't fueling another wrestling boom? It's the product, nothing else.