I've been wondering this for a while now. So far as I can remember, he wasn't even in the Raw locker room during the crowd shots. So, the question is, where is he?
(If he's on Heat I'll feel really stupid, 'cuz it seems like every time I have a question a certain someone says "It was on Heat" and I just hang my head.)
I think he injured a muscle in his leg/groin a while back. I remember reading reports that he might be back sometime after Wrestlemania. Could be back anytime now, I suppose.
Originally posted by ScottieKStonesThe last time I remember seeing Steiner was the 01.18.04 Heat (thecubsfan.com)
Then he up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
He teamed with Test to fight Goldberg on RAW the next night and was in the Royal Rumble for a few minutes. Nothing since then, though.
"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Republican committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, precludes a next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and offers a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."
Did you read that interview on the site? It was hilarious.
BD: First off I have to ask the question that everyone wants to ask: do you or have you ever used steroids?
SS: Many people have asked that over the years and I must continue to say no.
BD: Then how did you get so big?
SS: Did you ever watch the Double Dragon cartoon?
BD: Unfortunately yes.
SS: Well, on that show the Shadow Master made this drug. It was in a little black orb and you crushed it to get all jacked up. You got like really strong and pissed off until the shit wore off.
BD: And that has to do with your muscle mass how?
SS: Oh nothing, that was just a cool cartoon. Did you see the episode where Shadow Kahn came to life and started kicking everyone’s ass?
Pure gold.
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I don't want to get it infected.
SS: I got these peaks from hard work. Lots of working out, pumping iron, eating right, and praying to Talsum.
BD: Talsum?
SS: Don’t you know nothing you fool. Talsum is an elder god that used to purge the universe of life. Then one day some jack offs that wanted to save the universe sealed him away forever in a clay pot at the edge of time and space itself. He gives me his great power as long as I do his bidding.
BD: And that would be?
SS: To squash cruiserweights and put on long boring matches.
HA!
“Chris Benoit, finally, is the Heavyweight Champion of this world!” --Jim Ross, WrestleMania XX
Wiener of the Day Title History:
Won the title on 5/27/02 from Lunacy in a hardcore match; lost the belt the following day to wheresitat42 via offbeat shenanigans
Regained the title on 7/3/02 by pinning SKLOKAZOID in a triple-threat match; lost the belt the next day to NickBockwinkelFan via heel chicanery
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Perhaps Scott is finally deciding to focus on a post-wrestling career. Although he doesn't have the depth of vocabulary of Warrior, perhaps he is hoping to tour college campuses and appear on Book TV on C-Span 2 with Warrior to promote their joint venture of "Destructivity of Hollering". When Warrior retired, we still had the ramblings of Sid. When Sid broke his leg and retired, we still had the ramblings of Steiner. Once Steiner retires, who will fill the void of Roid Raged-Delusional Village Idiot?
Why is TVLand stealing my ideas from DEAN's Workrate Report's? They had to be stealing, as I thought I had the only demented mind that could put Bea Arthur and Abe Vigoda in a sex scene.
Originally posted by redsoxnationPerhaps Scott is finally deciding to focus on a post-wrestling career. Although he doesn't have the depth of vocabulary of Warrior, perhaps he is hoping to tour college campuses and appear on Book TV on C-Span 2 with Warrior to promote their joint venture of "Destructivity of Hollering". When Warrior retired, we still had the ramblings of Sid. When Sid broke his leg and retired, we still had the ramblings of Steiner. Once Steiner retires, who will fill the void of Roid Raged-Delusional Village Idiot?
Hardcore Holly...maybe he's not an idiot, but a roided up, bitter, has-been-who-never-was is better than nothing.
World Champion by this time next year
Jumping On The Shelton Benjamin Rulez Bandwagon Before All the Smart Marks Do
I was out of town, so I missed brackets. I don't see how they can get Joe Coffey and not have him win. Actually, that's not true. I am holding out secret hope that Neville makes some sort of surprise appearance and wins the whole thing.