The piece doesn't mention that she whipped out the $1 million "bill" only after she tried to pay with gift cards. Problem was, the total came to more than $1600, but her gift cards had only two dollars and thirty-two cents left. As if a million dollar bill wasn't suspicious enough, she gave them more reason to suspect her.
Usually if you're going to be a con artist you have to have a bit more sense than that.
Castro: Can I see that trillion dollar bill? Mr Burns: See with your eyes, not with your hands! Castro: Please! We are all amigos here! Homer: Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba Mr. Burns: (hands over the money)..... now give it back! Castro: Give what back?
""You can't keep up with the U.S. Treasury," said Alice Pike, speaking from jail."
Totally understandable. I mean those quarters with different backs for every state and the new $20's and then the million dollar bills from her ex, who can keep track of what's real????
Nice going, white trash. Should have taken the bogus bill to SuperCuts and got that 1999 Eddie Guerrero special chopped off. Idiot. P.S. Is that Paul Diamond's sister?
"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought this on" - Tony Soprano
I'm Rikku! Whoo-hoo! You're Rikku! You love to be with those dear to you. You're resourceful; a little stealing never hurt anyone! You try to help whenever you can, even if it means going against your own personal believes and desires.