I know. There is no such thing as a "favorite McMahon." But when you think about it there really is. Stephanie is without a shadow of a doubt the WORST if the McMahons. Bad acting, screeching voice, but nice tits though. Linda is just boring. Her talking can put someone to sleep. Vince seems like an obvious choice. His feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin carried the WWF to the top for 4 years. But his character just doesn't have the same impact as it used to and well, he has a big ego. So my favorite McMahon would be Shane. Should he dances terrible but he can be impressive. He should was when he betrayed his father back in '98. Plus he does those crazy bumps. He seems like the only McMahon that could wrestle. He is the perfect mouthpiece/manager for wrestlers. Remember when he managed Chris Benoit in 2000? He and Benoit just fit together. Plus I like his theme song. And finally, unlike Stephanie he has kept his word and VANISHED off t.v. after the Survivor Series: Winner Takes All. I know you would like to sock me in the face but hey, my mom says he's cute (?)
Stephanie: Yes she's annoying. Really annoying. But she draws pretty good heel heat. And it's NOT just "go away" heat either.
Linda: Probably the McMahon who deserves to be on TV the least. She doesn't WANT to be on TV, she's uncomfortable when she is, and she's boring. She only comes on when something big is going on, and that's ok, I guess.
Vince: He's probably outlived his usefulness as a character, but fans still hate his character. Honestly, I don't mind him.
Shane: Shane isn't bad. He's good for a couple of big spot fests every year, and his mic work is really pretty good. He's probably the only McMahon who's really good at playing a heel or a face.
My favorite McMahon is Linda. She comes in only as storylines dictate, does not unnecessarily hog TV time, and-- while annoying in her own right--is only on TV for short tolerable periods.
She does not steal wreslters' heat or thunder, like Shane.
She does not make herself the object of every male wrestler's desire, like Steph.
And she does not make corny, horribly overacted faces like Vince. Nor does she claim that all the other wrestlers are jealous of her physique.
Hmmm, I have to go with Stephanie myself. Shane is a good talker but has a tendency to take bumps that are way too big, leave that for the wrestlers. Vince is boring now. Linda, well, she's only around when needed and boring as heck. Right now, we have way too much Steffo, but in small doses, Steffo gets good heel heat. If she weren't so top heavy, she'd be real easy on the eyes too.
I am ready for your flames!
Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
My favorite McMahon is little-known "cousin" Lance, the little referred to and never seen McMahon who is never on my TV and never opens his mouth or gets in the ring. He is, by default, the perfect McMahon.
Or howabout Vince's bastard son? The one who showed up on Tough Enough? You thought that was just a gimmick didn't you..
Actually it would be damn funny if he really HAD been Vince's "love child"...
"Oh! The light! [pointing to the setting sun] Blackness comes when the light goes away!" "Yeah, but this is getting to be a pretty regular thing." "I don't care. It still scares the sh*t out of me."
"Fritz! Get up for God's sake, get up! They've killed Fritz, they've killed Fritz!"
I'm going to have to go with Jim. His performance in Super Bowl XX gives him the nod over Ed. I guess among the wrestlers I'll say Shane, as he's the only one who can be entertaining in the ring from time to time.
My favorite McMahon is Ed...the chemistry he had with Johnny was amazing.
Truly the king of late-night sidekicks, not to mention his gigs with Dick Clark on that Bloopers show and the Publishers Clearing House.
Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?
A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"
The McMahon children are so sad. Shane wants to be the wrestler, but Steph got the linebacker body. Steph wants to be a sex symbol but Shane got the feminine facial features.
Linda wins because she's never been booked to win a WWF title. And she's easier on the eye than Steph. I don't mean to say she's hot...but she looks like a normal (old) person as opposed to say, a gorilla.
You heard me.
"People building their own cages rage at thoughts of liberation."- 15
My vote goes for the unborn child Steph was carrying. lol It couldn't talk, hog up time on my TV and wasn't creating any stupid storylines to put itself over. All the McMahon's should be like that.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I can fuck better than anybody who can fuck faster, and I can fuck faster than anybody who can fuck better.
Was at the taping tonight for the December 23 show. They're taping nearly a week ahead due to the holidays and wanting to give everyone a couple of weeks off. For those of you who do get to watch it, I'll add some spoiler space here: