1. Austin goes for the stunner on a tall guy who just stands up straight with Austin hanging on his neck like a tie. I'd like to see the same thing happen to Lita when she does a cheatacurrana.
2. Kane does a zombie situp when Rock is standing over him prior to doing the Elbow. Malfunction at the junction!
1) Undertaker joins forces with Jeff Hardy, setting up the most evil tag team finisher ever: A Last Ride immediately followed by a Swanton Bomb.
2) After losing to Jericho at WM, Triple H flies into a roid rage and beats Jericho unconscious. After this, he admits he's bisexual and now claims Jericho as his bitch.
3) On Raw, Road Dog returns and defeats Stone Cold with his new finisher, the "Hit from the Bong" (aka "Diamond Dust")
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After this, he admits he's bisexual and now claims Jericho as his bitch.
As someone (I forget who) points out in his tag line, HHH basically already did that during the early DX days. Of course, it was part of his gimmick back then.
And anyway, if ANYONE on the roster right now is exuding that "Prison Daddy" vibe, it's the Undertaker.
Naw, if Undertaker took any of the current WWF superstars as his bitch, it would be one of the young guys like the Hardys, Maven, Hurricane or one of the recently returned superstars like Goldust. Besides, trying to rip the pants off a 6'4" 275 pound steroid abuser who doesn't want them off may not be a pretty sight!
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I'm pretty sure Kane's done the sit-up to stop the People's Elbow, too. There was a run last year (I think) where they seemed to go out of their way to move down the importance of the People's Elbow, with Rock losing several matches when trying to use it. At least once in that run, though I think it was a few times, Kane did the sit-up to get up in time, stopping Rock from doing the Elbow.
As for the first suggestion, when Tazz was coming in, I wanted to see him jump off the top rope to put the Tazzmission on Big Show, who would completely fail to notice and walk around with Tazz on his back for a while.
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Kane has done it. in a RAW in June where earlier HHH and Jericho had their second WWF title match(HHH won), Kane faced Rock in the main event. Rock went for the People's Elbow, but Kane does the situp. So Rocked kicked Kane back down and gives Kane the people's elbow. And that as they say is that. Now pip pip.
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- HHH losing track of time and having to rush to the ring to do his spit take in timing with his entrance music.
- UT's bike stalling just as he goes down the ramp.
- UT's bike stalling halfway up the ramp when he's riding back.
- Kane vs. Booker T in the battle of the fiery entrances.
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Originally posted by EastCoastAvengerNaw, if Undertaker took any of the current WWF superstars as his bitch, it would be one of the young guys like the Hardys, Maven, Hurricane or one of the recently returned superstars like Goldust. Besides, trying to rip the pants off a 6'4" 275 pound steroid abuser who doesn't want them off may not be a pretty sight!
Why would he rip the pants off Lita?
Some things I would like to see on raw:
1. Chris Benoit (wrestling) 2. Eddy Geurrero (wrestling) 3. Steph breaks her leg on a blown apron bump spot 4. the Outsiders vs. the Acolytes, with Bradshaw playing Jerry Sags 5. Jamie Knoble (wrestling)
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You are EEEEEEEVIL. Lita's hot, even though I didn't buy the relationship with Matt Hardy because she'd, you know, just tear his little ass apart.
Is Benoit healed up yet? If he is, I'd love to see him, but if not I can wait. The man's gotta be in top form when he gets back, after all! I'd love to see him get back and nail an "old school" spider suplex on somebody!
***Spider suplex: German suplex off the top rope
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As for Benoit, I believe the last date I heard is May or late April, but that could be wrong....in any event it'll make all this worth watching again. Maybe.
I'm more keyed up that Keller is saying BISCHOFF will be coming to the WWF. Oh MAN.
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