This follwing rap is from a UK publication called PowerSlam, which in my opinion is the best unofficial wrestling mag out there. Anyway, I thought this was hilarious and I thought I'd type it up and share it with you. I guarantee you'll be singing the chorus for the rest of the day!
-------------------------------------------- Believing that Triple H to be long overdue for a new entrance track, PS has decided to help out with the following number, performed to the tune of Eminem's Without Me...
BACKGROUND SINGERS: Guess who's back, back again? Triple's back, warn a friend Guess who's back?
HHH: I've created a monster nobody can stop No matter how hard they drop me or chop
I don't care if you think I'm cocky Screw your Chris, your Brock, your Rocky
From Big Show-size down to Funaki If he came here I'd squash Kobashi!
You got me? Even with the blown-out quad And my matches mediocre, you can call me God
Although I don't have quite the bulk When it comes to being selfish, you can call me Hulk
So the WWE lets me be me A scarier sight, you'll never see
Showed a close-up of my nose on MTV It looked like an igloo built for three
But sometimes it just seems Everybody calls me a pompous jerk
That must mean I'm quite the berk Every night I go to work
Though I'm about as hip as Sgt. Slaughter I'm betrothed to the boss' daughter
Put no one over, although I oughta Sink those rating every quarter
Unless you were once in The Clique I'll screw you with a dirty trick
But no matter how many fish in the sea 'The Game' is all about me, me, me
CHORUS: Now book another win for me So everybody just job for me On every single PPV And every time we're on TV
Now book another win for me So everybody just job for me On every single PPV And every time we're on TV
Good question. I was wondering that myself. And my last message was freakn funny.
Triple H is like fine wine, his grace and talents accented gracefully by his advancing years. Ah, yes, just like fine wine; that or those triple chedder nachos I forgot in the back of my fridge for three months.
I can only hope that they do put E&C back together (as a previous poster stated) as just the most asshole group of guys ever, rather than the snarky too cool for school heel that we've become accustomed to lately.