My favorite bathroom graffiti was in Tommy's (a restaurant in Cleveland). The little hand dryer had pictures showing how to use it. One picture of a hand pushing the button and another of three squiggly lines (representing heat, I guess) coming out of the dryer and onto the hands. Underneath someone had scrawled, "Push button, receive bacon."
Not really graffiti, but seeing this plastered around the campus lavatories is always good for a few chuckles ...
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Just so you guys know: 75% of this crap [you read on the internet] is made up, either by the writer, or the wrestler the writer is getting the dirt from. Just so you know. -- Tammy Sytch, from Hyatte's Dec. 29th column, with one of the smartest lines I've ever read on the 'net
My favourites have been absurdist scrawling. I saw one that said "Tarzan was a bluesman" that kept me laughing for dsya. I like to put up "Some snakes are longer".
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I have always been partial to "Stop throwing your toothpicks in the toilet, the crabs are learning to pole vault"
Mr. Burns: You are of course familiar with our state usury laws? Homer:U-sur-y? Mr. Burns: Oh silly me, I must have just used a word that doesn't exist.
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Originally posted by Sec19Row53Written absurdly small, but legible, way down at the bottom of the stall:
Your head is now at a 45 degree angle, about 8 inches from the floor.
EDIT: Quite appropriate, given my sig ;)
(edited by Sec19Row53 on 31.1.04 1857)
I saw one similar that read "What are you doing down here?".
Another fave is the "Don't eat the yellow lollies" above a urinal.
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.
Oh man AWESOME. I have an old, OLD tape from one of the many PBS broadcasts that I usually watch once a year. My old college roommate's parents have the LASERDISC which always made me jealous but NOW I can't wait for April!