Vampire Warrior (Gangrel) vs. Luna is going down tonight! Gangrel is back, baby!
But first off we've got Juventud Gurerra vs. Psicosis and neither of them are wearing masks. When did Psycosis lose his mask? Anyway, it's a cruiserweight ladder match for the opening contest...
And as odd as it seems, Jerry Lawler is on commentary.
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
Yeah, but Juvi is your WWA Cruiserweight Champion following an incredibly lackluster ladder match. The highest spot during the match was a regular old 450 Splash off of the top rope. Best part of that match was that Juvi was busted open across his stomach, I've never seen anything like that before...
Luckily, Leni and Lodi are here to spruce up the excitement during the backstage segments. The WWA seems to have hooked the announcers up to the house speakers which is a pretty cool idea for the people in the arena, but leaves a weird echoing effect on the telecast.
All right! Konan vs. Road Dog in a dog collar match! Konan spared Road Dog the embarassment of his pre-match speech by punking him out and giving a cute little speech of his own... "The other three members of D-X are gainfully employed by the WWF, so it looks like they told you to suck it!" And Road Dog won in the time it took me to write this up...
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
Hey, guys, out of curiosity, how much does this shindig cost? I clicked over to channel 74, where it's listed, and the only info I get is for POTA at 10pm. So, like, what's the cost and stuff?
Was the Big Wiggle always such a perverse move? It's nice to see Devon Storm and Norman Smiley doing something exciting. The splash through the two tables off of the WWA-tron was pretty cool, but shouldn't Devon Storm have picked up the win from that?
::Edit:: Oh my GOD! It's the Banana's in Pajamas!! This PPV is now TOTALLY WORTH IT!
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
I can't believe I'm watching this. They've got a Battle Royal going on where anyone who works for the WWA can be involved. The Refs, the Cameraman, Jerry Lawler and the other announcer...and Jerry Lawler is now humping some random woman...
This is just great...
Oh wonderful, the Banana's in Pajamas are coming down to the ring...and Jerry Lawler is doing the big wiggle...
Disco, of course, pulls out the Village Peoples Elbow and get's eliminated by the Banana's in Pajamas which means Buff Bagwell has won the battle royal...
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
Well, I think Jarrett's match was the most solid thing I've seen all night. One of the things that's bothering me is how fake they made the crowd noise. Did anyone else hear how bad the "Booing" was when Jeff Jarrett gave that 7 foot Austrailian guy a nutshot. It cut out completely after about 10 seconds. "Booooooo! Booooooo! Boooo--"
What a great 3-Way Dance between Lenny, Lodi, and Road Dog...uhh... Yeah...
Please tell me that Lenny isn't the guy who Jericho had imitate him during his feud with Malenko...
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
Too bad it was against Luna...and she had to "file for divorce" because she was sick of him losing all his matches.
You've gotta feel bad for Gangrel. Not only did he lose his wife, his cool puffy pirate shirt, and his nifty ring of fire entrance, but he lost his name too. Vampire Warrior just doesn't cut it for me...
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, not Degeneration-X, but the WWA, proudly brings to you it's 7 times WWF Tag Team Champion of the Woooooooooooooooooorld! The Road Dog!!"
Poor Road Dog can't stop living in the past.
I wish the WWA would mention the WWF a little less. It makes them look 800 times worse every time they do it.
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2
I can't believe I wasted a good Sunday night on that crap. I could have been out with my girlfriend. The matches, wrestlers, and production values were complete crap. Hell, I could have made better matches playing WCW Nitro for Nintendo 64. I bet I could have gotten a bigger audience too...
*Sigh* I should be playing Fire Pro D...
"I hear it's amazing when the gamouse purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2