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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
Just got home, flipped on the TV, & I see "Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice" (imdb.com). My jaw drops in horror. Other than 2 Carlsons & a Hanson playing the Hanson Brothers (As in the original -- that's only right.) & one Willie O'Ree reference, within 30 seconds, it becomes quite clear that this is A Bad Thing. Stephen Baldwin is not Paul Newman. And things just go downhill from there.

The original was 1977. Waiting 25 years is not sufficient to excuse this mess.

This has got to be the most hideous sequel attempt of a good movie, ever. There have been awful sequels of bad movies, & mediocre to bad sequels of good movies. But "Slapshot" was very good, & this is horribly pathetic!
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.90
Slap Shot 2 ranks among the worst sequels, but it can't beat Dumb & Dumberer for sheer garbage. As bad as Slap Shot 2 was, at least it was made for TV. Dumb & Dumberer was made for no reason other than to make a cheap buck.

But as far as bad sequels go, there may be a new challenger next week when we get National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 on NBC. Good grief!




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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.71
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo



*shiver*



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.06
Caddyshack 2

End of discussion. :)





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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

    Originally posted by ThreepMe
    Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo



    *shiver*


Oh no. Pure gold. True.




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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.25
It takes a pretty big dump to get from Chinatown to The Two Jakes.



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29
Caddyshack 2 was pretty bad.....



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
Let's not forget Speed 2: Cruise Control.

Or how about Jurassic Park III- or how a cell-phone can save lives.

Having just seen Dumb and Dumberer, I will also put it in the horrible category (Hell, it was worse than Gigli).

And while I actually enjoyed The Evening Star, I can see why it didn't come close to Terms of Endearment.



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.09
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.28
Exorcist II. Have you ever noticed how that series just seems to go from I ro III? There's a reason for that.

I'm temptedto say Godfather III, which actually wasn't that bad of a movie, but could have been so much more, which is the dissapointment.

And whoever suggested "Breakin II" should be shot in the kneecaps.



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.09
How about House Party FOUR??? yes, there was a fourth one made. I never saw it, but from I've heard from people who've seen it...it's horrible. Kid n' Play aren't even in it.

Edit: whoops. typo fixed.

(edited by GrubbyLongJohns on 14.12.03 1646)


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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.56
    Originally posted by MoeGates
    Exorcist II. Have you ever noticed how that series just seems to go from I ro III? There's a reason for that.

    I'm temptedto say Godfather III, which actually wasn't that bad of a movie, but could have been so much more, which is the dissapointment.

    And whoever suggested "Breakin II" should be shot in the kneecaps.


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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.18
I couldn't pass this thread up in good conscience if I didn't mention Halloween III. WORST. SEQUEL. EVER.

I think informing people about this piss-poor flick who don't already know about it is a necessary public duty.


Carry on.





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How to Make the Wienerboard a Better Place, Chapter 2: If you're going to make a smart-ass remark, make sure you know why you're saying it.

I'd have to say Blair Witch 2 if the first one wasn't, ya know, overrated.

But I'll instead share with you this moment, from the LotR:TT premiere:

(Dumb and Dumberer trailer plays)
Random fanboy: "WHY, GOD, WHY???"
(theater cracks up)



(edited by drjayphd on 14.12.03 1734)


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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.08
Batman and Robin. Painful from start to finish.
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.76
I'm going to say Jaws: The Revenge although I actually love the movie. It doesn't mean it's not still bad.



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.79
CaddyShack2 and all the Superman movies from part 3 on are pretty horrible. One that hasn't been mentioned yet is Rocky V. Talk about a total piece of crap. Each of the previous Rocky films are great or great in their own way:

Rocky: Classic. One of the top 3 or 4 sports movies of all time.

Rocky II: A step back from the first movie but still was a pretty decent flick.

Rocky III: One of the best sequels ever.

Rocky IV: Fits into the "so bad it's good" category.

Rocky V though, if I was a movie critic I'd give it a "bullet" rating. Meaning I'd rather take a bullit to the head than watch this movie.



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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
    Originally posted by GrubbyLongJohns
    How about House Part FOUR??? yes, there was a fourth one made. I never saw it, but from I've heard from people who've seen it...it's horrible. Kid n' Play aren't even in it.


Before I figured out this was a typo, I thought somehow there'd been three sequels to House (us.imdb.com) that I'd managed to never hear of!

DISCLAIMER: I never saw "House," neither, actually



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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.28
I think we've been over the whole Rocky thing before, but I actually liked Rocky V. In fact, Rocky V (even more so if they had took out the stupid Don King character) is probably the Rocky sequel that was actually closest to the spirit of the original. Rocky II was worst of bunch by far, and completely ruined the whole point of the first one. III is good on a different level than I. I disagree with the kitch value, "so bad it's good" theory on Rocky IV and think its only redeeming value is giving us a good way to make fun of Vitali Kitschko.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
I liked the sequels to Caddyshack, Blair Witch, and Halloween III.

Worst sequel of all time is "Silent Night, Deadly Night 2." Most of the killings are flashbacks from part one.



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yea ive seen that one before. Pretty funny.
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