-Orlando Jordan beat Kanyon in 6:12 -Jeremy Lopez beat Masada in 4:42
Velocity:
-Nunzio w/ Stamboli beat Paul London w/ Spanky in 6:49 -Sean O’Haire beat Ultimo Dragon in 4:52 -Chuck Palumbo beat Funaki in 5:47 -Scotty 2 Hotty w/ Rikishi beat Rhyno in 5:06
Smackdown:
-Vince comes out with a cast and crutches, plus stitches selling his SS match vs. Undertaker. He also comes out with Sable. Vince goes on about how UT beat him, yet an angel (Kane) from his higher power came to save the day. To thank him, Vince has invited Kane to be a special guest to deliver his brother’s “eulogy.”John Cena comes out, and disses Vince on the microphone. Cena was over.
-Backstage, Brock berates the rest of his SS team for making him tap. He says that they can make it up to him tonight, and he states that Nathan Jones will face Benoit and that he will be in Jones’ corner, and that Big Show will go against John Cena, thanks to Brock’s talking with Paul Heyman before the show. Good promo by Lesnar.
-Rey Mysterio beat Akio with the 619-springboard huricanrana in 6:53
-Backstage, Paul Heyman is looking for Shannon Moore. He asks a guy reading the new Smackdown magazine if he had seen Moore. The guy had not. Behind one wall, he finds Shaniqua beating the Bashams dominatrix style…as a celebration of their SS win over the Guerreros. Heyman finds Moore, and tells him that he is not mad at him for Matt Hardy’s defection to Raw. Rather, he is going to make Moore a star…..against Matt Morgan next.
-Matt Morgan beat Shannon Moore in 2:54 with a sit-down powerbomb.
-A Train beat Bradshaw with the mule kick in 5:52
-Brock Lesnar comes to the ring to second Nathan Jones in his match vs. Benoit. Lesnar receives huge “you tapped out” chants.
-Chris Benoit beat Nathan Jones with the crippler crossface in 5:59 Postmatch saw Benoit get beaten down by Lesnar, to be saved by Hardcore Holly. Holly is then thrown in jail and indefinitely suspended by Heyman.
-Kane comes out to give his brother the eulogy promised by Vince earlier. This segment was hot in the beginning, but died near the end. Basically, Kane said the brother he knew died a long time ago, and this compassionate helpful Undertaker was a fraud of a man.
-Tajiri beat Jamie Knoble in 4:49 with a roll-up made possible by Noble being distracted by a blind Nidia walking down to ringside with a cane.
-Backstage, the World’s Greatest Tag Team tells Heyman how bad they want the Guerrero’s, and what they are going to do to them.
-Guerreros beat WGTT in 3:57 with an Eddy frog splash. Postmatch saw WGTT attack Chavo’s leg with a chair, putting the leg in between the chair, and using the chair as a sort of modified toe hold. Eddy couldn’t save at first, and then got the chair to make the save. They teased tension again between Eddy and Chavo
-Cat Video aired. He’s coming next Thursday.
-recap Eddy-Chavo in the ring moments ago. Cut to backstage, where Chavo is berating Eddy for his mistakes and miscues the past few weeks. Eddy tries to talk to Chavo but Chavo has none of it. When the trainer refuses to give Chavo a shot for the leg pain, Chavo mutters something about hanging with his “real friends.”
-John Cena beat Big Show non-title in 11:04 with a steel steps shot to the head. They did another step shot again, possibly as a re-tape for editing later.
Looks to be another down week for SD. Velocity doesn't look so hot either.
Jordan ("WCW Buyout Killer") over Kanyon, and S2H over Rhyno are ridiculous. Yang jobs in his 1st singles match. Guerreros/WGTT get less than 4 minutes. Cat debuts next week (ugh). Hosses all over.
On the plus side, Knoble/Tajiri should be a good match, and both Benoit & Cena get a big wins.
Well, at least Cat's debut will be on Thanksgiving, which historically is a night that people aren't interested in wrestling. Yes, I'm joking. Sean O'Haire has managed somehow to win without being pushed. Incredible. Kanyon jobbing to open dark matches? Just let him to TNA. Who do we have to bribe for the key to Bob Holly's jail cell to be permanently lost? The key question though is this: Do they slow burn Benoit/Lesnar to Rumble, or do they do it in the SD before they do the multi-taping X-Mas break?
Why Pro Wrestling proves the INS cannot keep terrorists out of the United States: If a felon like Nathan Jones is allowed into the United States with no special skills (unless being totally inept in the ring counts, but I think there are enough totally inept people in the US to keep that skill from being unique or special), then how the hell can they justify keeping anyone else out?
Sweet Jesus I dunno who Rhyno pissed off but jobbing to Scotty on Velocity?
I'll admit I probably rate him higher than his talent deserves but it just strikes me as such a no-brainer to team him up with Heyman if you want an upper-midcard to main event level heel.
Bob Holly being indefinitely suspended is good.
The fact that such angles will invariably lead to a push on his return is bad.
Rest looks OK with the right people generally going over on SD itself, and I'll be curious to see how Kane manages to pull off the eulogy.
What? No Stephanie return? I'm so dissapointed. :b
I'm very happy to see they have given up on Nathan Jones and have made him tap out two shows in a row. Now send him back Down Under.
With Sean O'Haire, it seems like there's an internal struggle. I think the writers probably like him (he never loses) but Vince doesn't so he never gets on Smackdown.
For all of you who wanted to know how Nidia's changed, another person who saw the show says...
"In a rematch for the Cruiserweight Title from Heat, Tajiri beat Jamie Noble. The story of the match was the return of Nidia, who came out to the ring “blind” using a cane. Nidia debuted her new assets and wow, they are, um, large."
WHY, NIDIA, WHY?!?!
(edited by Ringmistress on 19.11.03 0800) After a quarter of a century on this planet, there's three things I know for sure... 1)I'm smarter than I was a year ago. 2)WWE isn't. 3) I'd make a fine Mrs. HHH II. 1300 bitches and counting....
Originally posted by RingmistressFor all of you who wanted to know how Nidia's changed, another person who saw the show says...
"In a rematch for the Cruiserweight Title from Heat, Tajiri beat Jamie Noble. The story of the match was the return of Nidia, who came out to the ring “blind” using a cane. Nidia debuted her new assets and wow, they are, um, large."
WHY, NIDIA, WHY?!?!
(edited by Ringmistress on 19.11.03 0800)
I didn't really see the need for implants- I hope they're not riduculous like Sable's once were.
Originally posted by RingmistressFor all of you who wanted to know how Nidia's changed, another person who saw the show says...
"In a rematch for the Cruiserweight Title from Heat, Tajiri beat Jamie Noble. The story of the match was the return of Nidia, who came out to the ring “blind” using a cane. Nidia debuted her new assets and wow, they are, um, large."
WHY, NIDIA, WHY?!?!
(edited by Ringmistress on 19.11.03 0800)
Well, Nidia has said in the past that she planned on getting them in the future.....looks like Shaniqua getting the boob job made her pull the trigger on her plan.
Now will Molly, Stacy and Lillian cave under all the breast implant peer pressure ? :(
"This just got a hell of a lot better." - Stifler, American Pie
Why doesn't Tajiri just blind/boob the whole roster(not writers and cameramen) and become world champ? Or is the black mist just too exspesinve on a cruiser salery?
"dubya never talks while cheney is drinking water...check that shit out"
Originally posted by thatdude21601Why doesn't Tajiri just blind/boob the whole roster(not writers and cameramen) and become world champ? Or is the black mist just too exspesinve on a cruiser salery?
Think about it. If the Black Mist of Breastage expands internal construction upon skin contact, imagine what it does to you if kept in the mouth. He keeps this up and his kidneys will be able to challenge for the tag titles.
Now that I think about it, his goons wear all black and appeared after he misted Nidia. They might BE his kidneys.
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"To be the man, you gotta beat demands." -- The Lovely Mrs. Tracker
Originally posted by Spaceman SpiffCourtesy WrestlingObserver:
-Kane comes out to give his brother the eulogy promised by Vince earlier. This segment was hot in the beginning, but died near the end. Basically, Kane said the brother he knew died a long time ago, and this compassionate helpful Undertaker was a fraud of a man.
Ok, I know I've heard Undertaker deny it like a bandit in the night. Yet from the wording the "Eulogy" doen't it just make you continue to wonder if we'll actually see the true form of the Undertaker, return? The DEADMAN.
As Eric Bishoff asks if he's ok I get this message ------------
ssjaj23: Goldberg: What's wrong? I can't sell, I'm sloppy in the ring. I don't like being heel. I have no ring phycology
Originally posted by RingmistressFor all of you who wanted to know how Nidia's changed, another person who saw the show says...
"In a rematch for the Cruiserweight Title from Heat, Tajiri beat Jamie Noble. The story of the match was the return of Nidia, who came out to the ring “blind” using a cane. Nidia debuted her new assets and wow, they are, um, large."
WHY, NIDIA, WHY?!?!
(edited by Ringmistress on 19.11.03 0800)
Well, Nidia has said in the past that she planned on getting them in the future.....looks like Shaniqua getting the boob job made her pull the trigger on her plan.
Now will Molly, Stacy and Lillian cave under all the breast implant peer pressure ? :(
I swear, if they get to Molly, I'll.... I'll...
Ringmistress
After a quarter of a century on this planet, there's three things I know for sure... 1)I'm smarter than I was a year ago. 2)WWE isn't. 3) I'd make a fine Mrs. HHH II. 1300 bitches and counting....
Originally posted by RingmistressFor all of you who wanted to know how Nidia's changed, another person who saw the show says...
"In a rematch for the Cruiserweight Title from Heat, Tajiri beat Jamie Noble. The story of the match was the return of Nidia, who came out to the ring “blind” using a cane. Nidia debuted her new assets and wow, they are, um, large."
WHY, NIDIA, WHY?!?!
(edited by Ringmistress on 19.11.03 0800)
Well, Nidia has said in the past that she planned on getting them in the future.....looks like Shaniqua getting the boob job made her pull the trigger on her plan.
Now will Molly, Stacy and Lillian cave under all the breast implant peer pressure ? :(
I could see Lilian caving in, but not Molly and Stacy. Stacy's sex appeal doesn't lie in her chest and Molly...well...she's just Molly, that's all. Breast enhancement for Molly would just be totally out-of-character for her.
But what about Victoria?
Admit it. You laughed too when you found out Brock was feuding with Sparky Plugg.
Originally posted by redsoxnationWell, at least Cat's debut will be on Thanksgiving, which historically is a night that people aren't interested in wrestling.
It's also the night he debuted as an announcer last year.
I'll give them credit for dipping into the ol' continuity reserves anyway.
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