The first event was climbing a swinging rope ladder hanging from a moving helicopter.
Molly and Jackie beat Lita in the women's competition.
Test and Matt beat Jeff Hardy because Jeff tried to pull himself up and fell. Jeff was sad because he's Xtreme.
The Second event was drinking pig brains and three other "gross" items (which the players rolled dice to choose)
Jackie and Matt beat Test and Molly when Test and Molly refused to drink the brains. Test was ultra fruity looking in his Lita shirt.
The final event was to climb up a group of slicked down logs and place flags.
Matt won even after falling off twice (though on the second fall, he slickly placed the flag as he fell), because Jackie quit.
I liked the show, it was pretty much like all of the other ones (and waaaaaay better than the other celebrity ones I've seen), but the ending was really flat (Jackie just wouldn't do it) and they spent several minutes in the opener proclaiming Jeff's gimmick only to have him lose right away.
If this was booked, Jeff would have gone over. Oh, well.
Jeff Hardy fell out of a moving helicopter into a shark-infested ocean. I bet that's what they expected out of the Hardy split-up PPV match. If only someone had told them.
The show was good up until the end. Then, instead of celebrating like a normal person, Matt does his on the ropes, playing to the crowd arm motions. He looked like a fool.
Updating Ohio State's basketball record could get to be a chore. Just remember, Michigan sucks.
I also couldn't tell when Test was in character or out of character. Everyone else was relatively down to earth (I think Jeff is like that all the time, which is sad.) But if Test is like that out of character, damn, he's an asshole.
That being said, I also like how seeing them standing around without crazy camera angles pointed out just how HUGE Test is compared to teh rest of them.
Originally posted by Excalibur05 The Second event was drinking pig brains and three other "gross" items (which the players rolled dice to choose) Jackie and Matt beat Test and Molly when Test and Molly refused to drink the brains.
Two things come to mind here.
1) Do you suppose the Hardys belong to one of those snake handling, strychnine drinking churches and have been keeping that under wraps until now?
2) Why do I hear Homer Simpson in my head saying "mmmm.....brains...."?
Test and Matt beat Jeff Hardy because Jeff tried to pull himself up and fell. Jeff was sad because he's Xtreme.
Jeff ALMOST made it but basically locked up while right under the copter and lost his grip. *splash*.
I'm shocked that Test made it up. Being his size, he had a lot more weight to pull up. He made it, but you could tell how blown up he was by it (not that I blame him).
The Second event was drinking pig brains and three other "gross" items (which the players rolled dice to chose)
Jackie and Matt beat Test and Molly when Test and Molly refused to drink the brains. Test was ultra fruity looking in his Lita shirt.
Molly actually tried and got a good third of it down, but couldn't drink anymore. She was actually tearing up by the end because she was choking on the crappy drink so bad.
Test took one sip and refused to drink anymore, thus proving he's the smartest one out of the four.
Matt freaked me out by basically shotgunning his. The goop mustache was hilarious.
The final event was to climb up a group of slicked down logs and place flags.
Matt won even after falling off twice (though on the second fall, he slickly placed the flag as he fell), because Jackie quit.
The event was really unfair toward Jackie for two reasons..
1) She's afraid of heights, from what I remember. Not a big deal, especially on a show called Fear Factor, but.. 2) Her legs are too short to actually reach to the next pole. She actually tried and could BARELY touch the top of the next pole, so there's no way she would've been able to walk the poles to place the flags.
I liked the show, it was pretty much like all of the other ones (and waaaaaay better than the other celebrity ones I've seen), but the ending was really flat (Jackie just wouldn't do it) and they spent several minutes in the opener proclaiming Jeff's gimmick only to have him lose right away.
First round: - I'm so happy that Cheata coulnd't past the first round, she couldn't cheat her way out of that one. - I was expecting multicoloured Hardy to climb to the top of the plane and jump off eliminating himself.
second round -Molly looked so cute this entire show, poor girl was crying her eyes out when she couldn't drink. -Test was awsome, you needed a heel in the show and he did a great job. What would have been perfect if the host tells Test think of your charity when he refuses to drink up and have Test reply "Fuck those animals, I ain't drinking that!"
Third round -Jackie did get screwed she so small her legs can't reach. And everytime I see darkhair Hardy the more I think that guys is the geekiest guy in wrestling wihtout a doubt.
Didn't anyone else notice that everyone looked so GODDAMN UGLY on the show. When they showed the profiles at the begining, Test has all this acne on his face and Lita looked gross. Molly was the only on that looked pretty.
Oh, plus her charity was the Prison Fellowship Ministries. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?!
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