Originally posted by oldschoolheroOh no-they've got flouride!
That's not funny. My city just got flouride poisoning in the water. Fortunately it was caught, but this happened the day after some drunk plowed into Dunkin Donuts on Main Street. Not a good week for Marlborough.
Also, Marlborough has the most Dunkin Donuts per capita in all of Massachusetts.
There is no God. If you don't believe me, ask the Red Sox.
.....actually an insanely obscure reference to comedy UK quiz show Shooting Stars where, in an A-Team spoof, the gang stuck tubes of toothpaste to the side of the van as weapons because it's all they had lying around. Hence the badly-moustachioed villain yelling "Oh no-they've got flouride!" as they rumble into sight.
Never mind. I'm dumb.
Murdoch Had Just Made A Mistake That No Man Ever Should-He Kissed A Big Angry Black Guy
Edit: Just how many Dunks do you have, Gugs? We've got our fair share here in Bridgewater. Let me count them... uh... We've got one on each side of Route 24 as it passes through B'water. One in the center of town, another on the college campus. Another on Route 18. I think that's it, so that's... hm, a mere 5.
Originally posted by PalpatineWAway rode the rebel, Johnny Yuma.
Edit: Just how many Dunks do you have, Gugs? We've got our fair share here in Bridgewater. Let me count them... uh... We've got one on each side of Route 24 as it passes through B'water. One in the center of town, another on the college campus. Another on Route 18. I think that's it, so that's... hm, a mere 5.
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Hey West Bridgewater has more Donut shops than Traffic lights. We were also the first town in the new world to have an Industrial Park.
Originally posted by PalpatineWJust how many Dunks do you have, Gugs? We've got our fair share here in Bridgewater. Let me count them... uh... We've got one on each side of Route 24 as it passes through B'water. One in the center of town, another on the college campus. Another on Route 18. I think that's it, so that's... hm, a mere 5.
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Lemme see here.
Main Street (closed due to drunken buffoon) Route 85 by Advocates Route 20 by Victory Route 20 by Price Chopper Route 20 by the Salvation Army And there are two just over the border in Hudson.
Josh Beckett is God. If you don't believe me, ask the Yankees (or what's left of them after Georgie Porgie goes nuts).
Originally posted by piemanAnd of course we know that Krispy Kreme kicks Dunkin Donuts' butt from here to Frosty's house.
Yeah but here in Canada (Eh) We have Tim Hortons, and that makes Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme look like poop!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon. Need I say more?"
No no, my shoeless friend. We have Tim Horton's here in Maine. I will admit that Tim kicks DD's ass, it is a very close call between Tim and KK. The Kremes do not look like poop next Timmy's, but DD is shameful.
Originally posted by piemanNo no, my shoeless friend. We have Tim Horton's here in Maine. I will admit that Tim kicks DD's ass, it is a very close call between Tim and KK. The Kremes do not look like poop next Timmy's, but DD is shameful.
I will give you the benefit of the doubt..this time! muhahahahaha
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon. Need I say more?"
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