Devoted a page on his website to: "Richard is also a sports fan. His passion for the law is equaled only by his passion for basketball. While he is aware that fans in other parts of our rich state have their own loyalties, Richard is an avid Lakers fan and is often found exhibiting restraint at the Los Angeles Staples Center. He has yet to be ejected from a game despite his expressive support for the purple and gold."
Religion: "As the L.A. Times article of August 9th states, half the jobs lost in the entire country in June and July were lost in California. (new paragraph) That is a sin."
Number of TV stations has somewhat miraculously managed to appear on: Four (simmonsforgovernor.com)
Best adjective used in a press release to describe himself: "ever-engaging"
Ever-Engaging the Porn Star: "Being a bashful boy from Massachusetts, I introduced myself to Mary and asked her what she liked most about the campaign."
How To Hit On Chicks: "Like other candidates, she appeared very gracious and eager to discuss her platform."
Dude, Did you Score?: "I can offer my assurances that Mary and I advocate different approaches to promoting business growth and creating new jobs."
A Position We Can All Get Behind: "Prevent Workplace Violence"
Dreams: "If the media hears from hundreds of supporters, they will know I am serious."
Gotta Be A Lawyer: "Disclaimer" page is "under construction"
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Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is: Gave himself $2,000, accounting for half of his $4,000 war chest (recallwatch.lobbyingcentral.com)
Wise Advice: "Please note that contributions to the Committee To Elect Richard Simmons are not tax deductible. Please do not contribute amounts that will affect your finances."
Input Welcome, But...: "If you have constructive suggestions to reform California's dysfunctional Workers' Comp program, we want to hear from you. Please be concise."
All Politicans Lie: "If we speak together, our voice will be heard."
Vote for Richard Simmons, the "just another well known lawyer" candidate
Nice to see that Tiger Ali Singh is now running for Governor of California.
Time to do a Red Sox pennant chase supply list: Arsenic: check. Cyanide: check. Booze: check. Fully loaded gun for full chamber Russian Roulette: check. Ok, I'm prepared, let the pennant race commence.