But you see, only an exciting wrestler would get a payoff to his skits. Once Lance learns, he will be treated with due respect from the writers. [/bitter sarcasm]
Fah! Just as I thought. Those lousy writers were so obsessed with showing Bischoff forcing himself on Linda that they said: "F*ck Lance and Goldust! Why waste another segment on those two when we can use Shock TV to further the Shane/Bischoff feud?"
I can only hope we at least get some closure next week. Maybe Lance ended up kissing the fat makeup lady?
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Did you people not see the Raw Satire this week? I think that explains it away adequately....
But seriously, I think it would be great if they acknowledged the lack of payoff last week. Something like, Lance is still stuck in Grand Rapids during the next Raw, in that same divas locker room, waiting for something to happen.
Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOGBut seriously, I think it would be great if they acknowledged the lack of payoff last week. Something like, Lance is still stuck in Grand Rapids during the next Raw, in that same divas locker room, waiting for something to happen.
Checking the Van Andel Arena calendar the next performance in the arena is ZZ Top, maybe he can confuse one of those guys from the back with a diva... Or not
Hehe little funny how so many of use wanted some sort of viewing of the borderline sexual harassment of a guy barging into a women lockerroom. Especially considering what happened in the second hour... Actually I'm just kidding I could see the difference of this tongue in cheek scenario and what happened in the second hour
Originally posted by madiqOr Lance could show up with a new diva in tow...
... DAWN MARIE! She hasn't been on Smackdown in eons and they have history/chemistry.
If that is the case they should have waited until SummerSlam when ALL the divas from both brands could be in the arena... Yup thinking 6 days ahead is difficult for WWE LoL.
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Actually, yeah, that'd be kind of interesting. We could start a pool as to how far into the 20 minutes it would take him to bust out "Oh...man, I'm so fucking stoned."