They could have had it LAST week, where we would have been privileged to bear witness to the Apocalypse live.
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On paper, this is a strong candidate for Worst Match of the Year. Of course, whether it can actually live down to expectations is a huge question mark.
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Well it wasn't the Worst Match Of The Year but I never knew you could completely botch a legdrop like that. Hogan must be turning over in his tanning bed.
Give them props, Jackie Gayda and Stacy Keibler pulled off a nice little wrestling... um... roll-around-pin-attempt-thingy there. When I realized Jackie was going to wrestle again, I was interested to see if she had improved at all. Then I remembered her opponent has no wrestling ability what-so-ever. And what do you mean, botch a leg drop? That leg drop looked 10x more painful than anything Hogan ever landed!
Originally posted by JacksonCome on. I can't be the only one that heard Steiner ask Jackie "What are ya gonna do? Suck my dick?
Not only did I hear it, I had to REWIND it to make sure I heard it right. Then I laughed my ass off.
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Haha, no sir you were not. Steiner is the master of having his insane comments picked up by a mic. His debut at Survivor Series had him dropping an F bomb and at the last PPV he wrestled on he had a few random lines picked up that were pretty funny.
Originally posted by fuelinjectedWell it wasn't the Worst Match Of The Year but I never knew you could completely botch a legdrop like that. Hogan must be turning over in his tanning bed.
You beat me to it. She landed on Stacey's head with her ass, instead of the bottom of her knee. Looked like it rattled Stacy, too.
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I thought it looked like Jackie's ass landed on Stacy's poor little skinny arm. Gail nearly killing herself and Trish was worse however. Those girls better hope that the WWE really doesn't give up on OVW.
Actually, I think Miss Jackie's improved since her last (horrible) showing on WWE TV. In fact, everyone worked a decent match. Stacy implemented the three moves she knew very well, Rico is still Rico (that's a good thing, mind you!), Steiner is still Steiner (which may not be a good thing, depending on your point of view), and Jackie, thankfully, didn't botch up anything.
Oh, and end the stupid Test/Steiner feud and turn Steiner heel already! The fans aren't cheering you, they're cheering the woman with the fine ass next to you! Start making YOUR OWN heat, darnit!
Originally posted by JacksonCome on. I can't be the only one that heard Steiner ask Jackie "What are ya gonna do? Suck my dick?
I started to bust up when I heard Steiner say that? Then I wasn't sure if I heard it right, only to hear one of my friends assure me that he really said that. I can't believe they didn't bleep that out on the west coast. I mean, it was VERY audible. Oh well, it was funny shit.
And BTW, am I the only one to notice that the Steiner/Test fued is the LONGEST RUNNING FUED OF THE YEAR?!? I mean really, it has been the worst of ANY FUED in the WWE this year. But it is still getting pushed! WHY?!
When Stacy spent that much time in the ring, and Scott is the one that is winded, then there are serious problems. No wonder Test wants Stacy back; she has serios endurance.
The divas should not be about T&A, they should be about Kicking A.
As bad as Jackie's "drunken uncle falling off the couch" legdrop was, Stacy's weak kicks in the opening exchange and Jackie's kneelift were equally wince-worthy. You just know that Fit Finlay went to a quiet corner of the arena and wept when he saw this on the booking sheets.
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I have to say that I don't think that the botched leg drop was all Jackie's fault. Stacy had her arms up over her head instead of down by her sides. Jackie had nowhere to land when she dropped the leg because Stacy's arm was in the way. Of course, if she had more seasoning/experience, she could have noticed that and improvised a different finisher, like a splash or something.
Originally posted by JacksonCome on. I can't be the only one that heard Steiner ask Jackie "What are ya gonna do? Suck my dick?
Wow, I missed that, I'll have to check my tape. Do you know about when in the match that happened?
Right after Jackie tags in, she goes up to Steiner. Steiner looks down, says, "What? You wanna suck my dick? Then what the hell are you in here for?" and then tags in Stacy. It was about the middle of the match.
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Thanks for providing the correct quote. Sorry, but it has been a long time since I taped a RAW. If only there was someone to recap these moments for me.
I mean, we are talking Steiner here, or Steiner talking; you know, the guy anywhere near a live mic ok? These are words that must be preservered for prosperarity.
Well, Rey and Noble can have a match over who gets Nidia, ending with a three-way in a hotel room. Then the new girl the E just hired joins them. Because we just need more off-camera four-way sex.