Originally posted by Kawshen Hey kids! Now you can bust your friends' skull wide open just like Hunter Hearst-Helmsley does with your very own MR. SLEDGIE!!!!
HA! I knew they were gonna come out with that sooner or later!
And what the HELL is wrong with Kurt's right hand?!
Hurricane Leather Mask. I had flashbacks to "Pulp Fiction" after seeing that.
"BRING OUT THE GIMP"
"Seattle takes Luke Ridnour to go with Collison ... they're stockpiling white guys to go clubbing with Brent Barry." ESPN.com's Bill Simmons from his 2003 NBA draft diary.
On a serious note, I wouldn't mind seeing Todd McFarlane creating some wrestling figures. I wouldn't mind seeing his rendition of Kane, The Undertaker or even Doink the Clown.
There's nothing worse than a coughing, hacking clown.
Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight JoggerOn a serious note, I wouldn't mind seeing Todd McFarlane creating some wrestling figures. I wouldn't mind seeing his rendition of Kane, The Undertaker or even Doink the Clown.
Kane's would need lightning bolts flying from his hands.
I wanna see his version of Esse Rios, personally.
PMMJ
"Nothing remains interesting where anything may happen." -H.G. Wells "Show me the country in which there are no strikes and I'll show you that country in which there is no liberty." -Emma Goldman
My main discouragement (is that a word?) with buying the WWE crap has always been the price. They want me to pay 25 godforsaken dollars for a t-shirt, when I can buy one around the corner from my home for ten. Sure, that shirt won't be putting money in Steve Austin's pocket, but he's got enough cash anyway. Plus there's shipping and handling, taxes, and the exchange rate. All told I'm probably going to be paying 50 bucks for a shirt that isn't exactly going to score me some bitches. It's inane.
Now this latest line continues the tradition of shit. All these items look like they were made during crafts week at a summer camp for retards. Except that Undertaker toy, which looks like an illustration one would find in a book of all-male erotica, a world in which undertaker has muscle definition. I'm sorry, giving 'Takes a big ol' six pack is kinda like making a Hogan toy and giving it a full head of hair. In other words, it's ridiculous.
"Whatever I just posted above is what your mother said in bed last night."
Yeah, sometimes the WWE goes really bonkers on prices.
Down here at the WWE Niagara Falls store, they're selling replica title belts. They have the real belts, which cost a bundle (mini belt $50 smackers canadian), and these semi-real belts. They're semi real because the plates and such are pretty much real, or look real, but the buckle and such is not real. Anyways, it's $25, which is a good deal for the quality. I only say this because this is in comparison to the Undertaker baseball cap, which is freaking $30 bucks. Unreal.
Originally posted by BOSsportsfan34This one was quite disturbing...
Hurricane Leather Mask. I had flashbacks to "Pulp Fiction" after seeing that.
"BRING OUT THE GIMP"
What's most disturbing is that they're charging a hundred bucks for a fucking mask.
What's even more disturbing is that there are probably people who will still buy it.
"Seattle takes Luke Ridnour to go with Collison ... they're stockpiling white guys to go clubbing with Brent Barry." ESPN.com's Bill Simmons from his 2003 NBA draft diary.
Originally posted by Hogan's My DadI'm sorry, giving 'Takes a big ol' six pack is kinda like making a Hogan toy and giving it a full head of hair. In other words, it's ridiculous.
I wonder when the two legged Zach Gowen action figure comes out, the one where you can't remove his prosthetic leg.
(edited by Chico Santana on 5.8.03 2032) "SAL BANDINI, WANNA WRESTLE?"
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Wasn't Dave in the WWF first, while Earl was the WCW ref until they brought him in as the evil doppelganger? It seems like the memory of Andre winning the belt included McMahon on commentary asking "Is that Dave Hebner? Or is THAT Dave Hebner?