I scored a highly disappointing 21.9% Queer (leaving me in such company as Hulk Hogan). Despite being married, I was hoping for at least 35%.
(edited by MoeGates on 22.7.03 2357) "I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about 'man on dog' with a United States Senator. It's sort of freaking me out."
Associated Press interview with Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA), 04-07-2003.
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
Oh well, I thought I was a sensitive guy, but I guess I was wrong. (Actually, I wasn't wrong, but I don't like to cook or shop or wear belts so that all cost me my queer rating.)
Molly, Stacy and Daffney all in WWE? I suddenly lost all my will to complain about anything regarding the WWE. Hope I don't lose my street cred for this.
TS, the greatest Wiener rated 6.1554 ever to live!! Oops, I mean 5.5...4.5?? Oh, dammit! I guess Notorious FAB was right.
Hey, I can't help that I have a Nash-like obsession with my hair. And just because I'm interested in hot man on man action doesn't mean I'd DO IT. Right?
Roxanne from The Real Cancun on being famous: "I'd rather be known for [dancing topless with my twin sister] instead of being smart or something. There's a million people who are smart. There's only 16 of us who were in Cancun together."
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
And yes, the girl's side is the funniest thing I've read all month. It's been a slow month.
Your winner and 3-time Stanley Cup Champion...the New Jersey Devils! Their title defense begins in 4 months!
Originally posted by Scooter TrashHot Damn!!!! I've scored the highest on this thread so far. "You are 43.8% queer". That's good right? Er....wait a sec......
We have a tie!
You scored a 32. You are 43.8% queer.
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
I tried to take the ladies test and the only question was "Are you a lesbian?", I of course answered no and the result page was unable to display for some reason. So I took the men's test just for the hell of it. And the scary thing is that I scored lower than about half of you guys...
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe. --------------
I think the following sealed it for me: Belt matching your shoes owning more than 3 pairs of shoes liking to shop
WHEW! I am officially less queer than the woman who took the man's test
You scored a 15. You are 20.5% queer.
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
"Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe."
I guess I'm somewhat queer, but need some work.
DMC
"WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO?" -Malone, The Untouchables
Well, as a straight woman, I'm apparently 50.7% of the way to being a gay guy. (Me & Tom Cruise, they tell me. I just need to try harder.) I haven't decided if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or just about right. :-)