There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
I have never in my life bought an entire bird. I had trouble even finding them at Cub but I checked back on Thursday night and they did have some Perdue for $1.99 a pound.