I really don't think this could kill Glen Jacobs' career. However, knowing the nutty WWE these days, I'm guessing it's either Old Man Smithers, Pete Rose or Katie Vick.
To be honest, though -- it actually has a hook for next week, because you know and I know that we're going to watch out of car-wreck (and I mean for the demasking, not the show necessarily) reasons. I'll give credit where credit is due.
On an off-topic note, please name Randy Orton's Diamond Cutter. I don't care what, but if they no-call it like they did twice tonight, I'm gonna hurl.
My best guess? They completely ignore any reason for Kane ever wearing a mask. He's suddenly just Kane: Normal Looking Maskless Fellow. Any mentions of any burns are stricken from the record like so many Chris Jericho world title wins
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I have reason to believe they're going to call the Orton Cutter the "Sudden Impact"; that's the stupid phrase JR blurted out after Orton won the match with it, and usually when something gets named it's through JR trying to be subtle.
And here's something I don't really have reason to believe, but is an option I wouldn't be surprised by; under the mask, next week, is Kevin Nash.
Hey, has anybody ever seen Kane and Nash together in the same ring? Hmmm....
I won't be happy with anything but the Ultimate Warrior. For no other reason than the reaction they'd get here.
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The whole idea of a fake Kane next week would actually be a really cool twist. How tall is Mark Jindrak?
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Originally posted by Teppan-YakiOn an off-topic note, please name Randy Orton's Diamond Cutter. I don't care what, but if they no-call it like they did twice tonight, I'm gonna hurl.
JR has named moves by saying "What a (move name) that was."
Example "What a Buzz Killer that was" during an Edge match
So, Randy's DIamon Cutter is called "Sudden Impact"
Originally posted by Big BadThe Warrior is 7 feet tall?
The whole idea of a fake Kane next week would actually be a really cool twist. How tall is Mark Jindrak?
About 6'5", and charismatically, he makes Lance Storm look like Mick Foley.
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And here's something I don't really have reason to believe, but is an option I wouldn't be surprised by; under the mask, next week, is Kevin Nash.
LOL, thats the idea my little brother brought up to me at the end of the show. Something to the effect of, "Kane" wrestling the match and losing, takes off his mask and reveals himself to be non-other than the REAL Diesel himself. Then the real Kane comes out after the match, in his mask, um, laughing, or something. Then Nash and Kane form a tag-team where they both wear masks and could call themselves The Masked Master Blasters(Nash's first tag-team The Master Bl...get it? K).
Hey, this was HIS idea, not mine. Really. But for some reason I can smell those ratings now. What exactly it is I smell, is in the eye..er, nose of the beholder.
Originally posted by Evil Antler GodMy best guess? They completely ignore any reason for Kane ever wearing a mask. He's suddenly just Kane: Normal Looking Maskless Fellow. Any mentions of any burns are stricken from the record like so many Chris Jericho world title wins
This guy brings up a good idea I just thought of.
Anyone who's ever played Mortal Kombat (just bear with me)knows that Sub Zero in parts one and two had masks. Then in part three, he took his mask off and he looked to be quite normal. Think they might be getting at this?
The whole it being Nash thing only works if Nash can move and wrestle like Kane for an entire match with giving away who he really is. Taker did this back in 1998 or '99 but 'Taker was always a million times more talented than Nash.
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Originally posted by Hogan's My DadThe whole it being Nash thing only works if Nash can move and wrestle like Kane for an entire match with giving away who he really is. Taker did this back in 1998 or '99 but 'Taker was always a million times more talented than Nash.
Also because basically, back then, Kane WAS the Undertaker. They had the same schitck and mannerisms and everything since they were brothers and all.
I do though, in some sick sadistic way, enjoy the angle of having the real Diesel unmask as the guy who played the fake Diesel.
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It's Michael Keaton under there...poor guy'll only get whipped by Michelle Pfeiffer with a cat-o'-nine-tails.
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Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff HHH wins w/ the Pedigree, then lovingly cradles Kane's head in his lap, and Kane struggles to say, "let me look on you with my own eyes."
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Having someone else would be a cool twist, but I don't see it happening. It would be way too obvious during the match, even for WWE. Maybe he'll get unmasked, but we won't see his face. Undertaker did rip his mask off at Summerslam 2000, and we didn't see shit because of his long hair (and didn't he get unmasked more recently while teaming with RVD?). Or is there a stipulation that the mask has to stay off this time? I was really tired while watching, and maybe I missed that. Maybe RVD will be involved somehow next week. Maybe RVD will run out after Kane is unmasked and cover him up, so no one can see anything. Who knows, but I don't get the feeling that this is the beginning of Kane wrestling unmasked, OR the beginning of a Kane title reign.
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Why all the fuss about Kane possibly getting unmasked? It's not like we don't know what Glen Jacobs looks like. He ain't too pretty that's for sure. "Big Sexy" he is NOT.
So is Chuck Palumbo really that much better than Sean O'hare? They came in to the WWF together as WCW tag champions, and now O'hare has been sent down to wherever he is, and Palumbo is a WWF tag team champion. So what gives?