I have some really good ideas for the new NWO feud that will happen in the next few weeks.
1. Bring back Akeem the African Dream, from deepest, darkest Africa. He was the most amusing wrestler ever, and he could feud with The Rock. Air Africa!
2. Bring back Kamala the Ugandan Giant. He used to run away making tribal noises and slapping his belly when he saw the Undertaker, but when they bring him back he could be afraid of the Undertaker's motorcyvle noises. Kamala was the 2nd most amusing wrestler ever.
3. Bring back the Bird Man Koko B. Ware. he could flap his arms and wear those green pants from High energy. He would be a major face and team with Triple H.
4. Have Akeem become one of the biggest heels in the WWF, and feud with all the major stars.
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Originally posted by ESP0000I have some really good ideas for the new NWO feud that will happen in the next few weeks.
1. Bring back Akeem the African Dream, from deepest, darkest Africa. He was the most amusing wrestler ever, and he could feud with The Rock. Air Africa!
2. Bring back Kamala the Ugandan Giant. He used to run away making tribal noises and slapping his belly when he saw the Undertaker, but when they bring him back he could be afraid of the Undertaker's motorcyvle noises. Kamala was the 2nd most amusing wrestler ever.
3. Bring back the Bird Man Koko B. Ware. he could flap his arms and wear those green pants from High energy. He would be a major face and team with Triple H.
4. Have Akeem become one of the biggest heels in the WWF, and feud with all the major stars.
Since Koko B. Ware died a couple of years ago it would be hard to bring him back. I guess you could always give Ahmed Johnson a parrot and blonde hair for the same effect though.
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Koko was in Beyond the Mat not that long ago and I also remember seeing him advertised for some indy shows. He still has franky and wears puffy MC Hammer looking pants.
If Koko was wrestling in the WWF today, he probably would be teaming with Scotty 2 Hotty as the new Too Cool. They pretty much have the same style of gimmick with the dancing, the only difference is the parrot.
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Warrior beating Hogan was in there, complete with Hogan going out of the ring to get the belt, giving Warrior that "Well...ya beat me!" look and the hug.