I suddenly got the urge to stick shiny metal objects in my ass and pass through airport security wearing a picture of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf on a t-shirt.
"During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!"