If more hits is the goal, there is one sure fire way to do it: Trap the GoogleBots in the board. Perhaps a GoogleBot of the Day Feature might trap them.
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Originally posted by redsoxnationIf more hits is the goal, there is one sure fire way to do it: Trap the GoogleBots in the board. Perhaps a GoogleBot of the Day Feature might trap them.
All I could do was get them here; they still seem to act on their own.
GoogleBot hits accounted for 1.71% of our hits in April. Hey, what do you know, April was the first month we averaged over 100,000 hits a day - somebody must be doing SOMETHING right. (And that somebody.....is JUSTIN SHAPIRO)
Satire 04/21/03 (wienerboard.com) <- No kidding, right? Buffy 7.19 gets a 8.33 Cat fighting! Clem! Curly Fries! Faith dancing! It's a bumpy ride to the end. Next week: Faith and Wood? Ech.
I think the "Scott Keith vs. That girl who hates him in Site Bashing" feud is getting the hitz.
The Hurricane main eventing a Raw show? See, the WWE is listening to the 'Net. Well, they're listening to me anyways. Look for the next push to go to Molly.
But no baby no: You forget what the May Sweeps was all about. Remember that this was back when every day you would be like "GOD! my board is a fucking piece of shit, full of the same stuff." So rather than just ice it in one swift moment of chaos, I told you to make it a game, like Survivor only gay. On May 1st you would issue the warning that posts and bannings were now sudden death, and every time someone made a stupid post, you would immediately ban them. "you're out, Brian Popkin. have a seat." Then at the end of May, you would see how many people survived.
But no baby no: You forget what the May Sweeps was all about. Remember that this was back when every day you would be like "GOD! my board is a fucking piece of shit, full of the same stuff." So rather than just ice it in one swift moment of chaos, I told you to make it a game, like Survivor only gay. On May 1st you would issue the warning that posts and bannings were now sudden death, and every time someone made a stupid post, you would immediately ban them. "you're out, Brian Popkin. have a seat." Then at the end of May, you would see how many people survived.
I think you've forgotten how LAZY I've become since I gave up the rigorous two-a-week recapping grind. Besides, ever since I punted Patrick, for some reason I haven't felt the need to ban anyone. (OTHER people have, of course, but they're not admins so what can you do)
Googlebots are automotons run by Google [google.com] to search out crazy crap for people to search for. So, if you search for CRZ, or Wienerville, odds are some posts here will come up, merely because of the Googlebots.
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Originally posted by Freeway420Googlebots are automotons run by Google [google.com] to search out crazy crap for people to search for. So, if you search for CRZ, or Wienerville, odds are some posts here will come up, merely because of the Googlebots.
Also "Lolapalooza." (I gotta meet this Lola chick)
Justin has been pushing the idea of running an "Everyone's Banned Day" for May sweeps. At the time he first mentioned it, I was in a foul mood and said it was a TREMENDOUS idea, but I've....mellowed, since. ;-)
You should have saved that idea for a rainy day. It would have created so much outrage and confusion from so many people here. It's kinda like when Andy Kaufman wanted to do the fucked up t.v. gimmick. It's funny because it just is.
Well, I can say that it works unless the poster puts in extra quote marks. This is in Firefox 0.9.1, too. So unless it got fixed before I noticed, there's nothing inherently wrong with it that I can see.