She claims a long term contract. How long can they play this Torrie Wilson junk though? When TW parlays her semi-fame into a second shoot, we'll see them bring this back. Until then, what to do with Sable...
I think you could play her convincingly as Jackie Gayda's mother. The character has already appeared off camera on Tough Enough. Then drop in a Gayda/ Sable Hottub Heat Match with Pete the Italian Guy as the guest ref.
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What to do with Sable....Fire Her. One thing that I hated about Smackdown last night was when Nidia and Dawn Marie were beating down Torrie for Sable, Micheal Cole was like "Sable has been nothing but nice to her since sable returned to WWE" or something like that. Has he been watchin? Sables been how to say creepy and weird to her and now to Cole thats nice? MC alwasy seemed to be a closet freak to me.
No! Not the face, I want to cut a strip off and make a belt..
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I'll tell you what NOT to do with her: DON'T PUT HER IN THE RING! She needs to go back to the valet days like she was with Mark Mero. She should be valeting for Shawn O'Haire. They would make a great pair. A heel and a heel valet. She can torment the Torrie's and the Staceys on the side. Have her valet O'Haire and help him score some victories by parading around in next to nothing. And make O'Haire proud of her body, not like Mero who wanted to cover it up.
Then down the road, O'Haire could blame Sable for losing a match or two and her would try to make her come out in even more revealing outfits. Sable would balk and eventually go face.
Either that or fire her. I'm OK with either one.
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According to "Sex, Lies and Headlocks," it was HBK. Although, that book also claimed that Foley and Undertaker wrestled in a pay-per-view entitled, "Hell in a Cell" and that it took place before WrestleMania 14.
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Actually that idea of Sable and O'Haire doesn't sound too bad....she is fairly creepy looking (though I maintain she isn't ugly) and would fit well with him
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Originally posted by MoneyInkOk, maybe Sable was brought back so that the entire locker room could poop in her bag. Basically it gives RVD something to do at ppvs.
Wow, twice in the same thread. Do you have any.....fecal issues?
Considering she has no in ring experience in the past 4 years, perhaps a trip to OVW would be in order. Let Cornette have some fun torturing Sable.
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Originally posted by MoneyInkOk, maybe Sable was brought back so that the entire locker room could poop in her bag. Basically it gives RVD something to do at ppvs.
That fucking killed me. You almost caused me to spew a mouthful of coffee (like HHH before a match) all over my keyboard, and cost me a very expensive keyboard.
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Ah! Okay. See, I assumed he was some popular or really good player because otherwsie TNA wouldn't have put him on TV. As you can tell, I don't watch football.