The WWE better film it, and have Knoble bust in, yelling for "MAAAH NEEDIA!"
That would *SO* rule.
Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign country, strange people, strange customs... Dave: Oh, I know what you mean. I've been to Canada.
This could be the GREATEST Wedding, in the History of Weddings!
Think about it!
Eric and Nidia are standing up there ready to get married, when suddenly, Best Man Kurt Angle Olympic Slams Eric through the alter for dating a ho like Nidia. Then Jamie Knoble comes in and takes out Angle, and then bitches out Nidia for leaving him. Then TAJIRI comes out and kicks Knoble in the back of the head and tells the minister to restart the Wedding with HIM in Knoble's place.
So the minister starts reading, and when he gets to the "If anyone has anything to say against this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace", Hurricane swings down from the balcony and kicks Tajiri out of the way, and tells Nidia that he loves her. She's all "you do?", and he says, "No, Biatch! And hits the Eye of the Hurricane on her!! Shocking Swerve~!
Then John Cena comes out, because now that the wedding is off, he's not going to get his Wedding singer pay, and he takes out Hurricane. Just then, the Minister takes off his make-up to reveal: Brock Lesner!! Brock F5s Cena into the Wedding Cake.
Then, the angle ends with Funaki hunkered down looking every bit the imbedded war reporter saying "This is Funaki. Smackdown #1 announcer! Reporting live, from the scene! Back to you, Tazz."
Satire 04/07/03 (wienerboard.com) <- No kidding, right? Buffy 7.17 gets a 7.87 So...Spike and Wood have Oedipus complexes...riiiiight...
No, no, no. Now that the Al/Dawn-Marie-Wilson stuff has gone down, weddings can actually go through to completion on our wrestling shows. The laws of space and time as we know them (in our wrestling-reality) have been broken.
So, sadly, there can be no ultra-funny storyline to go along with this. (Is that a possible Smackdown! satire fanfic, Excalibur05?)
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Hey, Kentucky, I'm going Nidia hunting...umm...no. I live close hotbed training camp OVW but still haven't went to a show due the 3hr distance. If I was a bit closer I'd be down there every show so I get a laugh out of old James E. Well, there we go folks a good ol Kentucky girl...sounds like she's still ditzy.
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Let me get this straight, she had a man during Tough Enough, then she was legit dating Noble, and now she is dating Eric? Wow she gets around, maybe I can be next!?!?!!? I can only dream.
January 4th 1999 - The day WCW injected itself with 10 gallons of Liquid Anthrax...AKA...The day Hogan "Defeated" Nash to win the WCW title in front of 40,000.
Originally posted by SmackfiendShe was never "legit" dating Knoble... he's married. So if they were together, I'm not sure that I'd call it legit per se...
Sorry, I can't keep all of Nidia's interests straight. Either way, there have been quite a few in a short period of time.
January 4th 1999 - The day WCW injected itself with 10 gallons of Liquid Anthrax...AKA...The day Hogan "Defeated" Nash to win the WCW title in front of 40,000.
Well no matter what Meltzer reports, I'm going to take Nidia's word over his any day of the week. She said she's dating the "little brother of Kurt Angle."
Attention, people: Eric Angle is the older brother of Kurt. Kurt is the middle son in that family. Anyone who's seen Kurt's confidential piece knows that Eric is older than Kurt. Eric is the one who got Kurt into amateur wrestling, because Eric was setting all sorts of records... records that Kurt later broke.
If Nidia really IS dating Eric, and really who cares either way, then she must be stupid for dating a guy and not knowing whether he's older or younger than Kurt.
Originally posted by SmackfiendShe was never "legit" dating Knoble... he's married. So if they were together, I'm not sure that I'd call it legit per se...
If I remember correctly, there was a rumor buzzing around that one of the reasons for Noble's depush a few months ago (along with Nidia's lack of "Diva" qualities) was that he and Nidia were fooling around, and the WWE was a little wary about breaking his marriage up. The idea I guess was not to split them, but to let them get the idea that cheating wasn't cool.
That rumor came and went pretty fast, but knowing what we know about the world of wrestling, I wouldn't be too surpised to find out that this one is true.
Satire 04/07/03 (wienerboard.com) <- No kidding, right? Buffy 7.17 gets a 7.87 So...Spike and Wood have Oedipus complexes...riiiiight...
"KING KURT ANGLE 1 & 2 come down to ringside, along with the RAW credits and the TV-14-DLV-CC ratings boxes. "Before I begin, I would like to address something that's been brought to my attention. A little piece of business known as the Survivor Series Screwjob. From Austin getting run down last year to Bret Hart and Vince McMahon in Montreal, it seems that each year, something *screwy* goes down and a new champion is crowned." Whatever DID happen to that Big Show guy, anyway? "And for those of you that were too cheap to buy the pay-per-view, I am pleased to announce that the annual Survivor Series Screwjob was avoided. And no, a new champion was NOT crowned! For once...the good guy prevailed! And managed to retain the title. Unfortunately, last night did not go without a hitch. I would like all of you to meet my older brother, ERIC ANGLE. Although not an Olympic Gold Medalist (but let's face it, not many of us are), but Eric is an all-American athlete, and the best big brother a guy could have." -CRZ's 20.10.2000 Raw Recap
And that should settle THAT debate.
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