It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Michael Novotny, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
Well, depending on how I answer the first question, I could be either Bill Clinton or the prime minister of Spain. Actually, now that I think it over, the fact that I could go either way on the first question, must make me this war's Bobby Kennedy. (For those too young to remember, when Bobby Kennedy was the U.S. Senator from New York during the 1960's, he was known for being both for and against America's involvement in the Vietnam War.)
"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" -----Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
I'm on the fence too. When I suport the war I'm Michael Jackson. When I don't I'm Tom Daschle. Since Tom Daschle is (only slightly) better than Michael Jackson, I added him to my sig.
EDIT: it's Suckas GOTS to know. Stevie Ray hasn't been gone that long!
(edited by MoeGates on 7.4.03 1704) It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Michael Novotny, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Tom Daschle, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
Just for you Michael Jacksons, just realize that if you had prefered heaven with 1000's of female virgins you would've ended up as Osama. And gotten this text:
You are Osama bin Laden. Man, you are so lucky everyone forgot about you! Now you can just kick it and watch SportsCenter while Saddam's ass gets totally bombed.
That amused me.
-Jag
If I'm for the war (only to get rid of Saddam, honestly!) I turn out to be the President of Turkey. Only because I'm not confident in W's ability to say anything correctly, much less my name.
You are the president of Turkey, Ahmet Necdet Sezer. Dude, that's lame. I think you need to play this quiz over and tell people you got Donald Rumsfeld or sumthin'.
From the mouth of my uncle Jim, the Republican banker: "I regret voting for Bush." "We need to vote him out of office."
Originally posted by MoeGatesI'm on the fence too. When I suport the war I'm Michael Jackson. When I don't I'm Tom Daschle. Since Tom Daschle is (only slightly) better than Michael Jackson, I added him to my sig.
EDIT: it's Suckas GOTS to know. Stevie Ray hasn't been gone that long!
(edited by MoeGates on 7.4.03 1704)
But who is more effete? Daschle or Jacko?
"May God bless our country and all who defend her."
That you contradict right away. Here's the thing that bugs me about this from both sides. If it's fair game to look at Kerry's record while in Vietnam, then it's fair game to ask what Bush was doing back then.