Have you ever farted and it smelled SO much like food, that for a split-second, it actually made you hungry?
Yes, I *realize* the shame I've brought down upon myself, but I look to YOU, fellow Wieners, in backing up this idea with your own personal experiences. Be not afraid.
But I was disturbed one day whilst spay coating my leather coat by the fact that the chemicals in the spray smelled just like circus peanuts, which really made me want circus peanuts.
When poisons make me hungry, it's time to take a little break.
wow...that was a random question...I can safly say that when I've ever blown one, it's NEVER made my hungry, not once...
You are indeed a tool, please let me kick you in the junk
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I can't stop laughing at this, but I know a disgusting story that none of you can top. I may have mentioned before that I subscribe to the newsgroup alt.music.rush (or, if you don't know what the hell a newsreader is, the Google link will work for you.) Anyway, we discuss just about everything except Rush. What follows are Google links to two of the most disgusting stories ever written, the second one penned by yours truly.
Whenever I eat Long John Silver's and then fart, it smells like Long John Silver's. What's worse, when I go to shit, THAT smells like Long John Silver's, too.
But that never makes me hungry.
You know what else smells like what you ate when you eat it and then fart? Steak that isn't throughly cooked. I ate a medium steak last week and farted, smelled like what I just ate. The week before that, my brother and I went to the Lonestar and got the prime rib, and the waitress was like, "Dude, that shit is rare" and I was like "Cool" and then an hour later, right out. It didn't even have enough time to digest, and that smelled just like what I ate.
But that didn't make me hungry either.
And sometimes when I eat eggs... mmm, eggs. But that doesn't usually make me fart.
Well, usually my farts smell like mushroom soup... Yep, it's really *THAT* nasty. Uh, and whenever I eat anything mint...ANYTHING...I have minty farts. It's true... *Starts crying*
Y'know, I was thinking about the Long John Silver's thing, and Friendly's does the exact same thing to me. Does that mean their food smells like shit, or their shit smells like food?
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Circus peanuts rule! I'd eat those things by the thousands if I could, they're just so tasty and sweet and everything that is good and right and just with the world.