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Ubermonkeys
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#1 Posted on
Have you ever farted and it smelled SO much like food, that for a split-second, it actually made you hungry?





Yes, I *realize* the shame I've brought down upon myself, but I look to YOU, fellow Wieners, in backing up this idea with your own personal experiences. Be not afraid.





(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 0242)



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Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

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#2 Posted on
Well...I can't say that I have.

But I was disturbed one day whilst spay coating my leather coat by the fact that the chemicals in the spray smelled just like circus peanuts, which really made me want circus peanuts.

When poisons make me hungry, it's time to take a little break.

For circus peanuts.



These mini Reeses cup things are addictive...
Jobberman
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Since: 2.1.02
From: West Palm Beach, FL

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#3 Posted on
Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
:::raises eyebrow:::

wow...that was a random question...I can safly say that when I've ever blown one, it's NEVER made my hungry, not once...

You are indeed a tool, please let me kick you in the junk



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Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#5 Posted on
I can't say a fart has done it, but many has been the belch that just brings a taste back to me that I would like to go eat again.



There, I feel better now.
Ubermonkeys
Frankfurter








Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#6 Posted on
Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD.

Smelled exactly like vegetable beef soup... and it's been about a month since I've had any.



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MoeGates
Boudin blanc








Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#7 Posted on
This is the only thread I've ever read that has actually made me physically nauseated. I'm staying away from the "Random" forum from now on.

Moe



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Ubermonkeys
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#8 Posted on
Damn. I'm worse than Concentration Camp Legos.

(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 2304)



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cfgb
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Ottawa, Ontario

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.87
That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard today.

Yuck.




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ironcladlou
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

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#10 Posted on
 

I can't stop laughing at this, but I know a disgusting story that none of you can top. I may have mentioned before that I subscribe to the newsgroup alt.music.rush (or, if you don't know what the hell a newsreader is, the Google link will work for you.) Anyway, we discuss just about everything except Rush. What follows are Google links to two of the most disgusting stories ever written, the second one penned by yours truly.

Click for the joy of "Fecal Tarzan"

or

Click for the wonderment of "Bloody Sex" (Not what you think it is)



ironcladlou

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Ubermonkeys
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#11 Posted on
Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.


Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses.



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joecollins
Chorizo








Since: 2.1.02
From: Lititz, PA

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#12 Posted on
Whenever I eat Long John Silver's and then fart, it smells like Long John Silver's. What's worse, when I go to shit, THAT smells like Long John Silver's, too.

But that never makes me hungry.

You know what else smells like what you ate when you eat it and then fart? Steak that isn't throughly cooked. I ate a medium steak last week and farted, smelled like what I just ate. The week before that, my brother and I went to the Lonestar and got the prime rib, and the waitress was like, "Dude, that shit is rare" and I was like "Cool" and then an hour later, right out. It didn't even have enough time to digest, and that smelled just like what I ate.


But that didn't make me hungry either.

And sometimes when I eat eggs... mmm, eggs. But that doesn't usually make me fart.



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Freeway
Scrapple








Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#13 Posted on
Well, usually my farts smell like mushroom soup... Yep, it's really *THAT* nasty. Uh, and whenever I eat anything mint...ANYTHING...I have minty farts. It's true... *Starts crying*



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Keith Myath
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Palma

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#14 Posted on
You know what's the most disgusting part of this thread?

That anyone would crave circus peanuts.




"What is the matter with you McMahon's? Why does everything have to be on live TV."
ironcladlou
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

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#15 Posted on
 


    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.


    Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses.



Why thank you. But who is the Brotherhood of the Carp?


And circus peanuts are NASTY.



ironcladlou

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

Excalibur05
Knackwurst








Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

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#16 Posted on
Feh. Leave me and my choices of mushy snack foods alone.



These mini Reeses cup things are addictive...
ironcladlou
Potato korv








Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

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#17 Posted on
 

Y'know, I was thinking about the Long John Silver's thing, and Friendly's does the exact same thing to me. Does that mean their food smells like shit, or their shit smells like food?



ironcladlou

"I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins"


- Rush, 'Presto'

spf
Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#18 Posted on
Circus peanuts rule! I'd eat those things by the thousands if I could, they're just so tasty and sweet and everything that is good and right and just with the world.



There, I feel better now.
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