"On Byte This today, Dr. Tom Prichard and Howard Finkel said that Kevin Kelly, who usually hosts the show with Prichard, has left the company to "pursue other opportunities".
Kelly had worked in many capacities for the company over his career, including as an announcer, in talent relations, on the WWE website, as well as in the production end of Confidential."
What I'd like to know is what other opportunities he's pursuing...
(edited by El Pescado on 21.3.03 1359) "You won't see that on Everybody Loves Raymond!" -J.R. after Trish gets pasted with a chair
I always fantasized about Kevin Kelly becoming a heel manager. I thought maybe he could get fed up of the abuse he would receive from The Rock and finally snap, putting together a stable of wrestlers to take out Rocky.
KK and his wife are writing and producing a new TV series concerning necrophillia called "Six Feet Under... The covers!". Fox of course is thinking of picking it up for the summer
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I always thought Kelly was okay as an announcer. I believe he was a heel manager in one of the WWE's developmental territories. I too would've liked to see him try that capacity in the big leagues.
Originally posted by Evil Antler GodNot to worry....I'm sure Kevin's wife will remain Executive In Charge of Everything, even long after he vanishes from everyone's memory.....
Who is Kevin Kelly's wife?
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Kevin Kelly's wife is the person who gets blamed for everything when people get sick of blaming Triple H. Why they never thought to blame Canada is beyond me.
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Originally posted by gugsKevin Kelly's wife is the person who gets blamed for everything when people get sick of blaming Triple H. Why they never thought to blame Canada is beyond me.
Because Canada, along with Japan and Mexico, are the magical fairy kingdoms where everything wrestling-oriented is good, and nothing wrong or bad can come out of them. If something bad DOES come from one of the above three places, it's obviously just because Vince didn't know how to book them/their style didn't get over with stupid US fans/smarkity smark smark.
Oh, and Kevin Kelly's wife, judging by her unconditional acceptance and enjoyment of everything WWE-oriented, is obviously Pat Patterson. (:
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Canada has a tremendous good:bad ratio for producing wrestlers that make it. I don't know where you're getting the magical fairy kingdom crap from. Most of the people that say the stuff about Japanese wrestling are puro elitist marks from, not Japan, but the US anyways.
Professional wrestling is the only sport where participants are just thrown right into the audience, and no one in the crowd thinks anything unusual is happening. If you're watching a golf tournament and Jack Nicklaus goes flying over your head--first of all, I would say you're watching a very competitive sport. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Originally posted by SOKWhat I'll miss most about Kevin Kelly:
The HERMIE Jokes!!!
Man, who's the Rock going to pick on now...?
I pray that this is just a work, and that KK will do a suprise run-in at WM to screw the Rock.
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Well, need I only ask who will be commentating on Smackdown!? Kelly and Tazz were good, and although Tazz was the one carrying the blank Kelly, there was some chemistry. Who knows. Maybe Howard Finkel?
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Kelly & Tazz, thats Cole and Tazz. Kelly is the plump man who did backstage interviews mostly with the Rock, with a Rock shirt draped over his head.
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Originally posted by brickKelly & Tazz, thats Cole and Tazz. Kelly is the plump man who did backstage interviews mostly with the Rock, with a Rock shirt draped over his head.
If that doesn't refresh your memories, remember HERMIE!
It's sad that Kelly's gone. I read somewhere that he was a kickass heel manager. Maybe he'll go to nWa-tNa or something.
That implies that he had opportunities in WWE. Outside of Byte This!, when was the last time anybody heard from Kevin Kelly, anyway?
Oh, well... the hermie jokes were funny, but not nearly as funny as seeing The Rock make The Coach dance. “Dance the Charleston like you've never danced before!... WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?”
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Originally posted by ekedolphinOh, well... the hermie jokes were funny, but not nearly as funny as seeing The Rock make The Coach dance. “Dance the Charleston like you've never danced before!... WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?”
Yeah that was funny. But I have to go with Rock picking on Lillian... "Lillian do you like pie?". Lillian being really naive answers "Sure, once in a while". Rock raises his eye brow and smiles "Rock thought so.". Then a year later he actually goes back and says "I know your thoughts on pie but what about strudle" Calls her Lillian Rock-sia and states he knows she gets "wet.. with perspiration", which she sells with shock but then gets into it and admits and and Rock yells at her for being unprofessional. LoL That was too funny
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I wonder if there will be more coming. I'm surprised No Way Jose and Zack Ryder survived. Add Rowan, Primo and Epico to the list. EDIT: Zack Ryder and No Way Jose released.