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Excalibur05
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Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

Since last post: 2915 days
Last activity: 2783 days
#21 Posted on
1)



Kurt Angle has learned his lessons well. The only way to keep his title away from Brock Lesner is by sleeping with Stephanie.


2)



Taker: A puppy? Aw dammit. You NEVER give up the money for what's in the box. I hate this show.


3)



Hulk: What's up, brother?
Brock: Oh...nothing...hehehehe
Hulk: What's so funny?
Brock: That Alf CRACKS ME UP, man. You've got to hook me up with that.

(EDIT: Speaking of, shouldn't the WrestleMania match REALLY be Hulk Hogan v. Stephanie to see which of 1800CallATT and 10 10 220 is dominant? I'm just saying...)


4)



Matt: Hey, Tazz, did you see that? I just did three TOTALLY different moves. I can't believe they pushed Albert over me.


5)



Teddy: Tell me, Booker, when you look at your hand, what do you see? I'll tell you what, you see this company holding a good black man down. That's what you see.
Booker T: What the hell are you talking about? I'm going to Wrestlemania!
D'Lo: You'll just job to Hunter. What an asshole. Oh man! I'm so fired.


6)



Everyone tells Shawn that Jeff Hardy was supposed to be the next HBK, but Shawn just doesn't see it. After all, even HE wasn't ever THAT goofy looking.


7)



Rock: You know, with all these Superhero movies lately, you should look into coming back to Hollywood with me. We'll make MILLIONS.
Hurricane: You really think so, Rock?
Rock: Nah, I'm just messing with you, Three Count. Back to jobbing on Heat.
Hurricane: Ooooo...


8)


HHH: So then she says to me, "Kurt gave me flowers. YOU never give me flowers."
Batista: Harsh, dude.
HHH: I know. Now how am I supposed to keep my title? Do you think Tommy Dreamer likes flowers?
Batista: Don't bother. Already tried it.



Satire 2/24 (I promise to learn the new coding by next week)
Buffy 7.16 gets a 7.65372 Andrew is funny, but I'm not sure that we needed "The Andrew Episode".
miknight
Blutwurst








Since: 22.10.02
From: Oztraya

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#22 Posted on

    Originally posted by Excalibur05
    1)



    Smackdown: Days of Our Lives.


    2)



    in a freak occurence Undertakers Tattoo possesses his left arm and it chokes the hapless K-9 infront of the world wide audience, crowd cheers accordingly.


    3)



    upon seeing something shiny, Brocks attention is diverted leaving Hogan to contemplate why Brocks shirt seems to be getting eaten by Brocks neck.


    4)



    Matt flexes his arm for Cole, causing Tazz no end of jealousy.


    5)



    Teddy tries to convince Bookers elbow pad to team up with D-Lo's wristband. As the blackest things in the ring they need to fight together to combat teddys white shirt because its holding down his black chest hair.


    6)



    Shawns TNN jacket attempts to find out what Jeffs T-shirt is snarling at. Then Jeffs hair started bleeding and there was running followed in quick succession by hiding.


    7)



    TNN is holding down the Hurricanes thumb!!!...


    8)


    the man trying to hide behind the potplant listens in as HHH and Batista make plans for later
    Hunter: so there Randy was in the tub, i just couldn't think of a way to express myself.
    Batista: um.... you are a strange man....please go away





...But remember this. ROCK...CRUSHES...SCISSORS...but scissors cuts paper...and paper wraps rock...KIFF, we have a conundrum.
(Yes, eat all of our shirts!)
drjayphd
Scrapple
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Since: 22.4.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 766 days
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#23 Posted on
1)

Steph: Aww, thanks, Kurt!
Kurt: Mmmrm mmllcomm.
Steph: Huh?
Kurt: Mmmrm mmllcomm, Mmmph.
Steph: What are you saying?
(Kurt grabs a pen and paper, then writes: )

"YOU'RE WELCOME. TONGUE SWOLLEN. DO NOT CLENCH ROSE BETWEEN YOUR TEETH."



2)

Taker: ...ya know, just when you think that Show doesn't care about you... (sniffle)


3)

Hogan wonders why Brock's mumbling something incoherent, then decides to just let him sleep. Even though he's standing up.


4)

Hardy: No, Tazz, I'm serious. Have you seen Angle's chicken suit?


5)

Somewhere, Johnny Cochran sighed and crossed "WWE" off a list, just under "Detroit Lions".


6)

Jeff: Shawn, I'm glad we had that talk... you've really let yourself go.
Shawn: Talk? I thought you were a mirror.


7)

Rock: Look, I told you a million times, don't make that face at me!


8)

Batista: You know, I never did understand why that whole "Greenwich Snob" thing never took off.
HHH: Yeah, tell me about it. (sigh) Think it'll work now?

Oh, like I need to claim victory AGAIN. You guys could at least TRY next time.



Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of Bullitt:

"NOTHING'S funnier than midget porn."
deac714
Loukanika








Since: 3.3.03
From: Cuy. Falls, OH

Since last post: 7695 days
Last activity: 7693 days
#24 Posted on

    Originally posted by Kawshen
    Time for another one of these captionfests. You know the drill. And just for archiving purposes - here were the last three:

    Episode #3
    Episode #2
    Episode #1

    Eight pics this time. Enjoy.

    1)You will sleep with me...it's true, it's true.




    2)This is The Undertaker saying help control the animal population. Have your pest spayed or neutered.




    3)Brock:Yes, Mardi Gras is coming but I am not going to show you my boobs!




    4)Matt:This definitely isn't the spanish announce table. It's still standing.




    5)Theodore Long:D-Lo and Booker-T...Doom 2002, what do y'all think, brothas?




    6)HBK:Jeff...did you take my lemon juice?




    7)Rock:Mask or no mask, I know a former member of 3-count when I see one!




    8)Batista:Trip, you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?
    HHH:So, you gor a piece of Stephanie, too?






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Moe, to go by CRZ's rule if you see it on tv it's a work. I think Raven is trying to be a heel announcer and with RVD he's having a hard time to find something to rag on him for. This whole running the ropes thing doesn't make sense to me either.
- Man O Steel Man, Raven and RVD (2002)
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