Dean Malenko's columns RULE!!! And I want to hear more from Gran Naniwa! "TRAIN, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, AND SHOOT UP THE MUCH STEROIDS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
...Some fear the Pink... ...But many fear....THE MOUNTIE! (He's handsome, he's brave, and he's strong, you know)
I keep pestering the staff at Borders looking for The Shooter's new book, but they keep telling me leave, no such book exists. I tell them they must be wrong, for I have read excerpts from it, and they moved more than anything since Horton Hears A Who. The Shooter will win a Nobel for Literature before all is said and done.
OUCH! Great Satire as always, Matt. But I have to warn you, I'm competiting with you in the writing department this week: http://www.liveaudiowrestling.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=8858 Oh, fuck it! You win. :(