"No one's ever done a movie about flowers before. So there are no guidelines." "What about "Flowers for Algernon"?" "Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie." "Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it." -- Adaptation
On first glance, I can write a little on at least 75% of the names. And I think I know most of the questions.
some of my joke answers...
11. Jack Brisco -- co-owner of Brisco Brothers Body Shop in Tampa, Fl.
13. Grizzly smith -- unattentive father. See Mat, Beyond the.
19. Gary Hart -- unsuccessful Presidental candidate. See Rice, Donna.
76. Invader I -- killed Bruiser Brody
87. Pat Patterson -- part of 1990s WWF scandal years. see, cole, tom.
97. Bull Curry -- former coach of Alabama crimson tide and center for Green Bay Packers and Baltimore Colts
91. Buddy Rose -- inventor of the "blow away" diet
"No one's ever done a movie about flowers before. So there are no guidelines." "What about "Flowers for Algernon"?" "Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie." "Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it." -- Adaptation
I'm kicking myself about the Gold Dust Trio and Lawler questions.
Didn't Jimmy Hart manage Lawler, and the outcome was Hart turning on Lawler to join Kaufman?
Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign country, strange people, strange customs... Dave: Oh, I know what you mean. I've been to Canada.
The Gold Dust Trio was a wrestler, his manager, and the promoter in Chicago in the 30s. I think the wrestler was Ed Strangler Lewis. Their style of doing business was that Lewis could lose a match to someone, and not worry about it, because he could take back his world title in seconds in a shoot match. It set up throwing matches and then holding rematches for a bigger payoff.
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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage.
From the desk of Swordsman Yen Here's some more attempts at comedy (WARNING: Some jokes may be tasteless. I already have my bags packed for Hell.)
1. Lou Thesz - some guy taking credit for Austin's Thesz Press. 6. Terry Funk - on his 12th retirement tour. 9. Norvell Austin - Stone Cold's scrawnier, nerdier brother. 15. Terry Gordy - Motown Records executive. 19. Gary Hart - already been done. 31. Harley Race - revealed the secrets of pro wrestling on NBC. 33. Gory Guerrero - mows my lawn. 35. Fritz Von Erich - dead 36. David Von Erich - dead 37. Kevin Von Erich - next 38. Kerry Von Erich - dead 39. Mike Von Erich - dead 40. Chris Von Erich - dead 42. Superstar Billy Graham - televangelist. 43. Bill Watts - pioneer of driving the NWA/WCW into the ground. 45. Bob Orton Jr. - has a son who sucks ass. 46. Stan Stasiak - see Bob Orton Jr. 50. Dick The Bruiser - what Bradshaw does when he sees a bigger guy showering. 54. Rick Morton - the guy who "takes it" during tag matches. 61. Bob Backlund - ran for president in '96. Tied with Ross Perot in electoral votes. 62. Verne Gagne - let Hulk Hogan slip away. Now in exile with the guy who passed on drafting Michael Jordan. 67. Stan Lane - creator of Marvel Comics. 77. Dusty Rhodes - perfected the art of "filibusterin'", "clubberin'", and "unclin'", if ya will. 80. David Schultz - creator of "Peanuts" 87. Pat Patterson - he's single, fellas. 89. Paul Orndorff - once kicked Vader's ass with only one good arm. 90. Ray Stevens - Comedic country singer 97. Bull Curry - next gimmick lined up for Bull Buchanan before they decided to release him. 98. Pedro Morales - mows my lawn. 100. Stan Hansen - made a career out of beating up Japanese people.
"I don't care what people think. People are stupid." -- Charles Barkley
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