I wonder what Scott Keith, best-selling author and wrestling auteur would say about this really mediocre swerve pulled by Scott Keith, webmaster and swerve machine. I'm smelling the word "dud" and a reference to the glass ceiling holding him down.
So let me get this straight...I knew that Scotsman was *fired* from the Smarks. I read about a nethacker on Scott Keith's last rant. So are you telling me these two worked the masses into thinking that their was a feud, or there was a feud, or are these two just like Beecher and Keller or that these two just plain suck. I missed a lot of this one obviously, so what happened these two are reunited and it feels so good. Is the Scotsman a sellout and gonna tone down his antics for his boy SK? I must be missing something, because I don't go to wrestling web sites to see who is the most over wrestling internet writer. If it's just wrestling writers trying to swerve wrestling fans than these guys can go fuck themselves, because whether they are here or not I'm still going to watch wrestling. Once again I'm going to state that net feuds suck, but wannabe wrestlers trying to swerve or pretend that they are somebody sucks even worse. So if I got the whole story right I just wanna say FUCK YOU SCOTT KEITH AND FUCK YOU SCOTSMAN.
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ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet
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what i've gathered from all the "FU SCOTT AND KEITH" is that scotsman was never fired, no one magically found the webmasters phone # and was upset over a supposed joke, and some mysterhacker [who uses the word ARSE instead of ASS like the scotsmad does] "hacked" the site...then
hmmm...this post is lame...kinda like fake hacking and whatnot...storylines and works on a wrestling website...i think someone needs a nap and realize that the storylines are better on tv [well, most of the time ]
i think it was a ploy to use "hacking" as an excuse to get people to sign up to the mailing list, that he can then sell the addresses to spam lists for $$$ [well, $$$ canadian with is worth a few cents american]
just my 2.34 yen...
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
It's pretty easy to find Don's phone number, so I'm gonna speculate that that part wasn't made up.
On the whole, I'm PRETTY sure I've done better in the "swerve" department. (Or at least, I know how long to draw them out - this seemed more like a "hotshot" attempt)
DISCLAIMER: I never actually visit/ed the site, so I'm only going on what I read here and on Delphi, so don't believe a word of what I say (unless someone who knows agreees with it, hint hint ;-) )
The phone call *was* authentic. I was fired....although it depends on how you define "fired" as to how long I was actually gone from the site. I'll talk about it this weekend.....but only in the Smarks PREMIUM $99.95 A DAY AREA~!
What 'swerves' have you pulled Zed? I love reading all that kind of crap :-) And I wouldn't say this was a hotshot attempt....we just pulled the plug on it much faster than expected due to the reaction from the readers. It wasn't the greatest planned thing ever either.
The funniest thing about the whole deal is all the Skeethers on the SmarkBoard who are acting like their Wrestling Website Lord and Savior put pee pee in their Coke.
I'm actually kinda miffed at Scots because I put my sterling reputation as someone who has never been wrong on the line when I said IN THIS VERY THREAD that the Hacking Hysteria did not involve Scots. But I still love him in a manly way.
honeslty scots is the only reason to visit the smarks...hell, he was the only reason to visit xwrestling too...well, him and to see what crap...er...can remember is name...DMP? DMB? hell, he had a 3 letter name...and the crap he wrote [unlike my crap which isn't as crappy as a 3 legged donkey, to paraphrase...]
but it is funny to read all those post from people who are INCENSED at this whole thing...
probably feading keith's ego...
i'm not mad at it, or incensed, or happy, just indifferent...by the time i heard about the hacking, the "hacker" already revealed himself...i was so out of the loop, but when i just visit here and OO, guess i get left out...
peace...
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
I am like you RDZ - I visit the slash and OO for any recaps and columns. I missed the whole thing too until the hacker that I didn't know about was revealed.
Eh, whatever.
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
Isn't Super Shane Spear worth visiting the Smarks for? I tried to go to the site to see the Hacker thing, but it took about an hour to load the page. It's not worth it.
Originally posted by rikidozanhoneslty scots is the only reason to visit the smarks...hell, he was the only reason to visit xwrestling too...well, him and to see what crap...er...can remember is name...DMP? DMB? hell, he had a 3 letter name...and the crap he wrote [unlike my crap which isn't as crappy as a 3 legged donkey, to paraphrase...]
Those three-lettered guys from Xwrestling sure did suck.
BDC
"Enjoy every moment, because every moment is your life."
BDC!!! that was your name...damn my swiss cheese memory...
or was it Kubiak i was thinkin of???
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
Actually, Scots wasn't the only reason to read Wrestling Uncensored by a long shot. Gonchar was pretty entertaining most of the time as was the "Raging Retard" Jared Triplett. Actually, Jared might have been one of the funniest Net Wrestling humorists ever. The columns he did for ScoopThis were really funny and the hardest I ever laughed at anything on the Net was the post where he was going to throw shit at the TV if the Bossman returned. The sentence where he kicked the dog at the TV after he missed the throw had me in tears. WDB was pretty funny in his own right; I *STILL* have the Stranger Than Pulp Fiction movie on my hard drive after two years and a reformatting. There were many "writers" that I read regularly; Liquorhead (I might be confusing him with WDB, though), RR, BDC, Matt (who created X-Entertainment IIRC), Sickboy (who has the distinction of being the only Net Wrestling Personality to have a promo personally cut on him by a major wrestling superstar during the Rock debacle) and I'm sure there are more that I don't remember because it's been a while.
Of course, there were some stinkers, but I can't remember which ones because the WU staff did a pretty good job of avoiding horrible "writers" and keeping completely unmemorable ones from posting more than once or twice. IMO, the day that site died was one of the darkest days of the Internet Wrestling Scene (following only 1Bob's "Raw is Porn" column). God, I loved that site.
holy shimata...i compleatly forgot about Gonch...i was a loyal reader of his, but near the end...well, not even NEAR the end...more to the middle of the end he just slowly dissappeared...every now and then he would reappear and give a post or 2 a month...if that...
gonch, scots, and BDC were the 3 i read the most...
sayeatin or whatever was ok...isn'st he eatin shapiro or something....cant spell this late in the morning [9am...which is WAY past my bedtime...]
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
This is possibly just me being over-sensitive, but it's really pissed me off. First of all, there was the Smark's Raw rant, where Scott Keith says: 'Don't book shows in disease-ridden countries just so you can impress your investors with the attendance....