The W
June 7, 2009 - birthdaybritney.jpg
Views: 178985955
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
28.3.24 0436
The W - Football - Jeremy Shockey: Football's Biggest Jackass
This thread has 119 referrals leading to it
Register and log in to post!
Pages: 1 2 Next(2312 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (23 total)
It's False
Scrapple








Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

Since last post: 2199 days
Last activity: 581 days
#1 Posted on
I know there hasn't been a lot of love for Jeremy Shockey, but I didn't understand why until I saw the start of today's NFC playoff game. Shockey threw a tantrum on the sideline and tossed a cup of ice water into the crowd, nailing a little kid.

Terrell Owens has been given such a bad rap. His antics are all in good fun. But Shockey has clearly shown himself to be a first class jerk after today's display.




I'll see YOU at Wrestlemania X-9! Hey, Rocky! You're Next!
Promote this thread!
evilwaldo
Lap cheong








Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

Since last post: 6851 days
Last activity: 6632 days
#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
GIANTS CHOKE!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA



From the infamous Wrestleline SS interview:

DTD: If you were to make changes in WCW, if you were in charge and not Ric Flair, what would they be?

SS: I'd get rid of all the old guys, and push the talent that has waited to get the push. The things they are doing, it's back in the 1980s. It's just bad, man. Flair doesn't even deserve to be on the show. You've got to get rid of all the old guys. Like what Vince did, they started pushing guys. Nobody knew who The Rock was 2 years ago. He made The Rock. Now The Rock just did Saturday Night Live. You've got to start with the young talent, talent people can relate to. Who are we trying to relate to if we've got a 50 year old man out there? Are we trying to relate, so a 50 year people and above will go out and buy a f*cking little toy? That ain't gonna happen. It's a f*cking joke.

Does it remind you of any show in particular?
redsoxnation
Scrapple








Since: 24.7.02

Since last post: 3923 days
Last activity: 3923 days
#3 Posted on
Spike the damn ball you piece of crap punter. Long time since a loss made me physically ill. Second time in the Fassel era that the Big Blue Defense has blown big leads in the playoffs (Vikings '97).



I once put together an 800 piece jigsaw puzzle and only had to use 500 pieces.
tomvejada
Andouille








Since: 2.1.02

Since last post: 7517 days
Last activity: 7517 days
#4 Posted on
Don't you mean Terrell Owens: Football's Biggest Jackass?

Also, Julius Peterson is a jackass.

I hope Tampa Bay beats San Fran next Sunday.



"I just got pinned by a friggin twelve-year-old."

Kurt Angle
MARTYEWR
Kishke








Since: 15.10.02

Since last post: 3736 days
Last activity: 3736 days
#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
Hmmm, Football's Biggest Jackass?

My vote goes to the Giants' Shaun Williams, who was dumb enough to unnecessarily retaliate not once, but on two straight plays, costing the Giants a potential extra 30 yards for the final drive. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Oh, wait, maybe that's more like Football's Biggest Dumbass!
As for the original topic: as idiot as Shockey's ice-chucking was, he still doesn't top Lawrence Phillips' incidents in the past, I think.








DrOp
Frankfurter








Since: 2.1.02

Since last post: 5678 days
Last activity: 4545 days
#6 Posted on
I'm pretty sure that Randy Moss has a LOT of people beat for the NFL jackass award.


DrOp--positive, even.




...And Marking Out
Slashwrestling.com
Wienerville
The 5th Horseman
Kolbasz








Since: 23.10.02
From: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Since last post: 6447 days
Last activity: 6436 days
#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    Spike the damn ball you piece of crap punter.


Part of that blame has to go to the Giants coaches. Even though they shouldn't need to do it, they HAVE to explain to the holder that it's only 3rd down with plenty of time to throw the ball away if necessary. Of course, maybe the Giants coaches did explain that situation to the holder and he was still a big enough spazz to mess it up.


    Originally posted by MARTYEWR
    Hmmm, Football's Biggest Jackass?

    My vote goes to the Giants' Shaun Williams, who was dumb enough to unnecessarily retaliate not once, but on two straight plays, costing the Giants a potential extra 30 yards for the final drive. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

    Oh, wait, maybe that's more like Football's Biggest Dumbass!



That was INCREDIBLY stupid to let Owens off the hook for 2 consecutive 15 yards penalties (which would have been huge in that situation) but, some consideration for "Biggest Dumbass" has to go to whoever in the Giants organization brought in Junkin as the snapper. He was cut by Dallas after only 1 week in preseason because he messed up several snaps in his only preseason game.


As for Shockey, he needs to learn how to control his emotions a little better. A swagger of confidence and maybe even cockiness is fine if you can back it up (which Shockey's talent can) but, there is still a line you can't cross. As I mentioned in a previous Shockey thread, as a former Free Safety, I GUARANTEE that his mouth will earn him a concussion or 2 in the near future when some Safeties and LBs go headhunting while he's going across the middle.
It's False
Scrapple








Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

Since last post: 2199 days
Last activity: 581 days
#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by tomvejada
    Don't you mean Terrell Owens: Football's Biggest Jackass?




As I said before, TO's stuff is all in good fun. There's no harm in pulling out a Sharpie or doing an endzone dance with the SF cheerleaders. I can't stand Shockey's bullshit, because he's just throwing tantrums without caring who comes in harm's way. NFL Prime Time missed the ice-chucking incident, but they did catch Shockey later in the game throwing another tantrum. This time he kicked a football helmet, nearly decking a teammate.

But in response to some other posts, Randy Moss ranks up there as well. Props to Mr. Moss for also being a first class jerk.




Does THIS look like the face of a man with Testicles?
tomvejada
Andouille








Since: 2.1.02

Since last post: 7517 days
Last activity: 7517 days
#9 Posted on
That was TE Dan Campbell who threw the helmet.



"I just got pinned by a friggin twelve-year-old."

Kurt Angle
The 5th Horseman
Kolbasz








Since: 23.10.02
From: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Since last post: 6447 days
Last activity: 6436 days
#10 Posted on

    Originally posted by tomvejada
    That was TE Dan Campbell who threw the helmet.


"Forget it. He's on a roll."


The obligitory "Animal House" response.
Cactus Adam
Pinkelwurst








Since: 12.5.02
From: Dallas, TX

Since last post: 5950 days
Last activity: 3988 days
#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by It's False

      Originally posted by tomvejada
      Don't you mean Terrell Owens: Football's Biggest Jackass?




    As I said before, TO's stuff is all in good fun. There's no harm in pulling out a Sharpie or doing an endzone dance with the SF cheerleaders. I can't stand Shockey's bullshit, because he's just throwing tantrums without caring who comes in harm's way. NFL Prime Time missed the ice-chucking incident, but they did catch Shockey later in the game throwing another tantrum. This time he kicked a football helmet, nearly decking a teammate.

    But in response to some other posts, Randy Moss ranks up there as well. Props to Mr. Moss for also being a first class jerk.



Hitting someone in the head when they're running out of bounds on a dead play is all in good fun?



"That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp."
redsoxnation
Scrapple








Since: 24.7.02

Since last post: 3923 days
Last activity: 3923 days
#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by MARTYEWR
    Hmmm, Football's Biggest Jackass?

    My vote goes to the Giants' Shaun Williams, who was dumb enough to unnecessarily retaliate not once, but on two straight plays, costing the Giants a potential extra 30 yards for the final drive. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

    Oh, wait, maybe that's more like Football's Biggest Dumbass!

    As for the original topic: as idiot as Shockey's ice-chucking was, he still doesn't top Lawrence Phillips' incidents in the past, I think.






But, then, couldn't Owens be named as the jackass as well, as he had the two penalties that were retaliated against in the final minute.



I once put together an 800 piece jigsaw puzzle and only had to use 500 pieces.
brick
Bockwurst








Since: 17.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

Since last post: 3983 days
Last activity: 3979 days
#13 Posted on
Why is it that Shockey is continuously praised by the announcers and his actions are an after thought, while Owens is accused of being a cancer for the same type of things.
To me the only differance between these two is Owens performs in the clutch while Shockey isn't there yet.
The Media loves the white boy with the mouth and the bad attitude. Maybe I should let my redneck show more often.



Joe Thornton (in the Toronto Sun): "It's something we carry in our jockstraps, the determination to prove everyone wrong."
vsp
Andouille








Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

Since last post: 6477 days
Last activity: 2732 days
#14 Posted on
First half: Shockey taunts the San Fran sideline while the Giants run up a big lead, and nails a kid with a cup of ice water.

Second half: Shockey drops a TD pass whose points would've (eventually) been the deciding factor, and his team never scores again after that drive.

KARMA TSUNAMI, baby. Coincidence at best, but the Football Gods work in mysterious ways sometimes...






"When I feel depressed, I sit under a willow tree by a cool river, and imagine that I am strangling a duck." -- Kotaro Sarai
redsoxnation
Scrapple








Since: 24.7.02

Since last post: 3923 days
Last activity: 3923 days
#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by vsp
    First half: Shockey taunts the San Fran sideline while the Giants run up a big lead, and nails a kid with a cup of ice water.

    Second half: Shockey drops a TD pass whose points would've (eventually) been the deciding factor, and his team never scores again after that drive.

    KARMA TSUNAMI, baby. Coincidence at best, but the Football Gods work in mysterious ways sometimes...







Of course, he hit the kid with the ice water when they were behind 7-0, then he made some big catches at the end of the first half, but why let facts get in the way.



I once put together an 800 piece jigsaw puzzle and only had to use 500 pieces.
vsp
Andouille








Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

Since last post: 6477 days
Last activity: 2732 days
#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

    Originally posted by redsoxnation

      Originally posted by vsp
      First half: Shockey taunts the San Fran sideline while the Giants run up a big lead, and nails a kid with a cup of ice water.




    Of course, he hit the kid with the ice water when they were behind 7-0, then he made some big catches at the end of the first half, but why let facts get in the way.



Read it again. There were three statements in the quoted material:

1) Shockey taunted the San Fran sideline in the first half (which is true)
2) The Giants ran up a big lead in the first half (which is true)
3) Shockey nailed a kid with a cup of ice water in the first half (which is true)

But why let basic reading comprehension skills get in the way?



"When I feel depressed, I sit under a willow tree by a cool river, and imagine that I am strangling a duck." -- Kotaro Sarai
calvinh0560
Boudin rouge








Since: 3.1.02
From: People's Republic of Massachusetts

Since last post: 4004 days
Last activity: 188 days
#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00

NFL Admits Ref Blew Call in Giants Playoff Game

Click Here

redsoxnation
Scrapple








Since: 24.7.02

Since last post: 3923 days
Last activity: 3923 days
#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by vsp

      Originally posted by redsoxnation

        Originally posted by vsp
        First half: Shockey taunts the San Fran sideline while the Giants run up a big lead, and nails a kid with a cup of ice water.




      Of course, he hit the kid with the ice water when they were behind 7-0, then he made some big catches at the end of the first half, but why let facts get in the way.



    Read it again. There were three statements in the quoted material:

    1) Shockey taunted the San Fran sideline in the first half (which is true)
    2) The Giants ran up a big lead in the first half (which is true)
    3) Shockey nailed a kid with a cup of ice water in the first half (which is true)

    But why let basic reading comprehension skills get in the way?





That's why the first rule is putting items in the order they occurred. In the manner presented, it would appear that Shockey threw the ice after getting the lead and taunting SF. Instead, he threw the ice first.



Please help control the McMahon population. Have your Triple H's spade or neutered.
drjayphd
Scrapple
Moderator








Since: 22.4.02
From: New Hampshire

Since last post: 766 days
Last activity: 350 days
ICQ:  
#19 Posted on
Sure, Shockey's a jackass. But he's a dangerous jackass. And he's OUR jackass. (ducks and covers)

Really, though, he makes plays, gives everything he can on every down, and has already learned at least a bit about why he shouldn't embarass himself off the field (Mike y Mad Dog, the kid). It's a little early to start calling him a cancer, guys. He keeps his off-field antics up (and, of course, stops trying to play), then go ahead. But right now, I can't see anyone calling Shockey or TO anything more than jackasses who are really good.



Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of Corajudo:

"No mention was made of other students' freedom of avoiding the sight of exposed man-penis in a public place..."
dMr
Andouille








Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

Since last post: 2852 days
Last activity: 1198 days
#20 Posted on
Hey nineteen posts on footballs biggest jackass and not one mention of Michael Irvin.

Did y'all forget him so fast? I'm sure wherever he is right now he's most hurt.



"I tear my quadricep all the time. Heck I tore it this morning and I'm fine!" Kurt Angle

Undisputed Wiener of the day 6.11.02
Pages: 1 2 Next
Pages: 1 2 NextThread ahead: World class smack
Next thread: 2003 QB Controversy!
Previous thread: Oh, Bucsfan...
(2312 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
Maurice Jones-Drew will be even more important now than even before. I expect him to have 50 carries a game.
- Torchslasher, David Garrard Gets Cut (2011)
Related threads: Are There Any Jeremy Shockey Doubters Still Out There? - Wha'happen to Ron Dayne?! - Jeremy Shockey - More...
The W - Football - Jeremy Shockey: Football's Biggest JackassRegister and log in to post!

The W™ message board

ZimBoard
©2001-2024 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.288 seconds.