Well, a paradox has occurred two straight weeks on Raw. First, last week there was a contract signing that did not lead to a beat down of the face. If that weren't odd enough, tonight there was an arm wrestling match that did not end up with violence! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Next week there will be a cake presentation and no one will go into it! What is the world coming to!?!?!?!?!?
But at least Angle and Benoit broke the Tag Team Trophy on SD a few months ago, keeping that portion of the wrestling world safe. Angle and Benoit respect tradition, Steiner and Trip don't. Billy Jack Haynes must be rolling over in his sewer with an arm wrestling contest ending clean.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
I remember seeing an arm wrestling contest back in the day between Jesse Ventura and Ivan Putski. Give you one guess how it ended? If you said Jesse beating Ivan down, give yourself a pat on the back. Even since back then, they were doing it.
Faust:the whole damn IWC needs to take themselves less seriously - and more importantly - take wrestling less seriously. Swordsman Yen:How's this for taking wrestling less seriously? *click*
Originally posted by AWArulzClangy bars standing in the background of a backstage fight and NOBODY is tossed into them at any time!
We can only hope...
WHA?!?! But I like the clangy poles! I crack up every time someone gets thrown into them. It's just one of those things that should be making me cringe, but it just makes me...I don't know...LAUGH!
I'll see YOU at Wrestlemania X-9! Hey, Rocky! You're Next!
That... and Ric Flair's trick knee acting up (resulting in severe "lower abdominal pain" of the victim).
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said "what do you want more than anything in this whole wide world Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?" I thought about that one myself (Then they came upon the thing)
From, "The Church of Logic, Sin and Love" by The Men
It's like WWE dangling a shiny gold coin in one hand while giving you an enema with the other, which I'm assuming is quite hard to do, but WWE is pulling it off - SKLOKAZOID
Originally posted by HrdCoreJoeI'd like to see someone NOT powerbomb Kidman this week on Smackdown. Or see someone new debut, and not be squashed.
It actually happened, by God. Kidman reversed Chavo's powerbomb and Team Angle debuted without getting their asses handed to them.
Who's writing this stuff these days?
Did this mean someone not even try to powerbomb Kidman because it is pointless or him reverse a powerbomb?
You don't get it boy, this isn't a mudhole... it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon. Something tells me to stop with the leg. I don't listen to it. But where in the world is there in the world A man so extroardinaire?
After seeing the clip last night of Jeff Hardy SLOOOOWWWLY climbing the ladder while Undertaker seemed able to rush to the top, I think the true moment the laws of wrestling will be shattered is when someone rushes up a ladder and grabs the belt without acting all destroyed.
I know...it's drama...but still.
"This is Hard Harry reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." - Christian Slater, Pump Up the Volume
"So I got a lotta eggs...and I keep 'em in the couch..." Strong Bad
"Did this mean someone not even try to powerbomb Kidman because it is pointless or him reverse a powerbomb?"
I'd say either / or. The point is moot as not too long after posting that I saw Eddie Guerrero give Kidman a Razor's Edge powerbomb variation. So much for that law.
Treasure Planet ruled all kinds of ass. And yes, I do work for Disney but its good anyhoo.
You're all worried about nothing. I have some super secret inside sources are telling me that the wedding on Thursday isn't going to go off as perfectly as Al Wilson & Dawn Marie hope.
Originally posted by HomerJFongYou're all worried about nothing. I have some super secret inside sources are telling me that the wedding on Thursday isn't going to go off as perfectly as Al Wilson & Dawn Marie hope.
And all will be right with the world.
*Smackdown Spoilers*
Liar, everything went fine! Well... As fine as you can imagine Al Wilson in his underwear anyway. No one stopped them, nothing bad happened!
*End Spoilers*
I'm scared! *Builds a fort with his mattress and blankets to hide in*
"You won't see that on Everybody Loves Raymond!" -J.R. after Trish gets pasted with a chair
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This should definitely go a long way toward improving his promos and in-match storytelling by allowing more expressions and eliminating the muffled garble he used to say. You don't have to go that far to find a resemblance for the new mask though...