The above link also promises a posting of Warrior Wisdom later today. Why do I think little Mattigan has already been decked out in some of the finest face paint?
ADDITIONAL: Warrior's website is the greatest thing I have ever seen. It's practically a train-wreck. It's horrible, yet you still stick around to see how bad it gets. I'm laughing my ass off at all his terms, like "destrucity", and "foke", I kid you not.
This man is a source of untapped comedy potential, and you know it!
Another one? Cursing the world with his seed. Good strategy...
---=---:---=--- [Look up a line] Wow, that belt looks like crap... I'll take it and carry it around for years and see if people can take it away from me... What? What was that? You mean even THIS belt doesn't matter! What? I'm insulted! Get away from me you... you... defiler!
Better than even money shot the kid is more coherant than Dingbat already. Imagine Dingbat doing babytalk: philosphosize upon your inner warrriorness...(baby)waahh....(Dingbat)destructivity and iglooitis seem to be deterrring the inner warrior from enveloping you....(baby) waahh....(Dingbat)magnodestructivation will be your salvation...(wife) the baby wants its bottle....(Dingbat) that was the message I was conveying to the greatness of warriorness in it magnanimous omnipotent hemotoma.
Keep posting Dingbat, you provide fresh material for us all.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
(edited by Evil Antler God on 18.12.02 1413) It's like WWE dangling a shiny gold coin in one hand while giving you an enema with the other, which I'm assuming is quite hard to do, but WWE is pulling it off - SKLOKAZOID
Originally posted by HomerJFong"WB2 ARRIVES: "Mattigan Twain Warrior" came into the world at 1:10 am 12.16.02!!"
Most people will probably shorten "Mattigan" (which sounds like Madigan passed through the Warrior Dictionary) into "Matt", which would make his child's name "Matt Warrior". Seems Papa Warrior must already have wrestling ambitions for his daughter.
However, if Warrior's children are truly smart, they won't ask Papa any questions about Santa Claus...
Steph
I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
Wouldn't that be shortened to Matti? And I do think that Warrior would be upset if his daughter turned to Matti-tude instead of following the path of the Warrior...
Originally posted by Pool-BoyWouldn't that be shortened to Matti?
I'm trying to think like Warrior here - it's a tremendous strain. I'm thinking that "Matt" would be his idea of a nickname. Think that one episode of "The Simpsons", where Homer's trying to think if there's any problem with the name "Bart": "Bart...Cart...Dart...Eart...nope, can't see any problem with that!"
Steph
I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop - "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
Yes, lack of sleep and a name like Mattigan had me wondering whether the child was a boy or a girl ;)
It's like WWE dangling a shiny gold coin in one hand while giving you an enema with the other, which I'm assuming is quite hard to do, but WWE is pulling it off - SKLOKAZOID
It's followed by some strange Trent Lott/racism theory that I'd need more drugs than there are available in all of British Columbia in order to decipher.
hopfully you were being sarcastic
but, if you're stumped, it's Rey Rey...and back in the mask bay-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee man, was that crowd dead or what!~ and were the upper decks blacked out all night or was it just me....