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John Orquiola

Since: 28.2.02
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Over the last few weeks, some of the folks at WWE have figured out how to do comedy on Twitter. Between the soap opera of Zack Ryder (@ZackRyder) and Eve Torres (@EveMarieTorres) playing out on Twitter with their non-date this past week or the general wackiness of John Laurinaitis' (@WWERawGM) Tweets and the back and forth sniping between him and Teddy Long (@GMSmackdown), WWE's Twitter comedy has quickly evolved past what Cena and Rock have been doing for most of the past year or just trying to get anything to trend.

Last night was the debut of hashtag #OtungaLaw, where @DavidOtunga offers out free legal advice to anyone who follows him on Twitter. ( This is pretty good stuff. It certainly kept me amused during a long car ride last night. Too many Tweets to paste here, but Otunga not only counsels the common man but his fellow WWE Superstars as well:

Dear @DavidOtunga - 18 years ago today, I was involved in a bizarre ear amputation incident in Munich, Germany. What are my legal options?

@realMickFoley Statute of limitations is of concern & their laws are different. I can "craft" a case out of anything & sway the judges "ear"

“@ZackRyder: @CMPunk She played me bro” I got your back.
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I seem to recall they had a commercial for this on either Raw or last weeks Smackdown (haven't seen this week yet)

It's one of those "if you have been in an accident, got hurt, etc etc you might be entitled to money" commercials. I laughed but I did wonder what happens if someone takes this seriously.

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Tyler Durden

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I could be eyewitness. I was there that night in Munich, 2nd row.


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I'm still waiting for him and Jericho to respond to my inquiry into to the possibility of suing each and every one of the Jericlones.

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Depending on how pissed Jericho is about getting continually "screwed" out of the Cruiserweight title, expect legal action to follow. The other man involved IS about to be inducted into the Hall of Fame, after all.


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Best one I read so far:

@Jack_08_: @DavidOtunga my neighbor is too noisy at night, what can I do?” Steal his girlfriend. Then you will be the noisy one at night.

Sayonara, uchu kaizoku!
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When Cena was working the Indy feds (out in California I think), he was the Prototype. This gimmick was essentially a Universal Soldier-type wrestling android.
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