Tropicana Pure Premium with Calcium and No Pulp owns you all.
"People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America." - "Born on the Fourth of July," 1989. "One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you." - "Mortal Kombat," 1995.
Tropicana is the greatest store-bought orange juice, by far. But having your own juicer and dumping the pulpy stuff out of the filter and back into the juice is the best way to go.
I hate pulpy orange juice. I like it totally one hundred percent pulp free. Strain that stuff through a micro-filter I say. Pulp is bad for you, unless Jarvis Cocker is involved, then it's good for you.
You know what Adolf Hitler, Ted Bundy, and David Horowitz had in common?
They liked pulp.
I met a girl last semester who was obsessed with Pulp (not to be confused with pulp). Pictures of Jarvis Cocker everywhere. It was really odd. Not that there's anything wrong with Pulp (there's plenty wrong with pulp), mind you, but that darned wiry Englishman was everywhere.
"If you attempt to ignite a petroleum product on this ship at 0:00 hours, you will activate the fire suppression system, which would seal off this entire compartment." Cmdr. Data
-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!! R-D-Z
What the hell?!? Okay... While I'm not as huge a fan of Andrew Dice Clay, or people posting lists or one liners... Chris Rock hasn't been funny in years. Is it me, or did he totally lose his edge with marriage and fatherhood?