No, REALLY, she has... according to FORBES MAGAZINE, she has.
"U.S. talk show queen and media mogul Oprah Winfrey leaped onto FORBES list this year with an empire worth about $1 billion to become the first African-American woman to join the ranks of the world's billionaires.
Bill Gates, 47, the chairman and co-founder of software giant Microsoft Corp. (MSFT.O), is still the richest person on the planet, with a fortune of nearly $41 billion.
But even Gates has not been immune to the global economy's recent trials and tribulations: His net worth has fallen more than $10 billion in the past year, according to the magazine.
Investor Warren Buffett again ranked No. 2 on the list, although his fortune shrank to $30.5 billion from $35 billion in the magazine's last survey."
Cerebus: Barbarian, Prime Minister, Pope, Perfect House Guest.
"Graft is as necessary as throwing up when you drink too much."
And the best news is, in the unlikely event you do get rabies and die from being bitten by a bat, someone else gets to handle your entire case for you! You don't even have to testify! Of course, you'd be dead, so...