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The W - Pro Wrestling - Onion Spoof of Ted DiBiase
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Since: 28.1.02
From: Louisville, KY

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.64
Here's the link

Basically, Kayfabe Ted's poor now, and what's he up to. Amusing

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Since: 28.4.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.13
"[A]dding that he hadn't slowly counted a stack of bills in the backseat of a limousine in more than a decade."

That's brilliant.

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.12
I've seen this a few times now at the Onion.
One paragraph that would be a lot funnier if they would make up more details and such. And definitely make it longer.

Describe wat Virgil did, etc etc..
I saw something similar with a "beatles were not briliant at all" article last week. Just saying "they also wrote crap but that was hidden" does not make it funny.

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.38
I prefer the Onion news in brief articles. Most of the longer stories take a funny premise and unnecessarily stretch it out.
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Umm ... except it was a runaway win for the BLUE states.
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