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The W - Pro Wrestling - Onion Spoof of Ted DiBiase
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Here's the link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ted_dibiase_worried_about?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Basically, Kayfabe Ted's poor now, and what's he up to. Amusing



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"[A]dding that he hadn't slowly counted a stack of bills in the backseat of a limousine in more than a decade."

That's brilliant.
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I've seen this a few times now at the Onion.
One paragraph that would be a lot funnier if they would make up more details and such. And definitely make it longer.

Describe wat Virgil did, etc etc..
I saw something similar with a "beatles were not briliant at all" article last week. Just saying "they also wrote crap but that was hidden" does not make it funny.






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I prefer the Onion news in brief articles. Most of the longer stories take a funny premise and unnecessarily stretch it out.
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