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|  #1 Posted on 24.8.09 0928.55 | Instant Rating: 4.64 | Here's the link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ted_dibiase_worried_about?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Basically, Kayfabe Ted's poor now, and what's he up to. Amusing
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| #2 Posted on 24.8.09 1321.27 | Instant Rating: 4.13 | "[A]dding that he hadn't slowly counted a stack of bills in the backseat of a limousine in more than a decade."
That's brilliant. | dMp
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|  #3 Posted on 24.8.09 1740.28 | Instant Rating: 6.12 | I've seen this a few times now at the Onion.
One paragraph that would be a lot funnier if they would make up more details and such. And definitely make it longer.
Describe wat Virgil did, etc etc..
I saw something similar with a "beatles were not briliant at all" article last week. Just saying "they also wrote crap but that was hidden" does not make it funny.
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| #4 Posted on 24.8.09 1835.35 | Instant Rating: 8.38 | | I prefer the Onion news in brief articles. Most of the longer stories take a funny premise and unnecessarily stretch it out. |
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