CactusJayC
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|  #1 Posted on 24.6.02 1842.05 | Listen up, you roid infected jackasses!
That's it. You wrestlers have pushed us too far. Nothing us
Internet smarks do is ever good enough for you! We watch
every show, even when we can't stand them. We support the
smaller guys who don't even seem to be able to catch a break
from the front office. We create countless websites
devoted to your very profession! We try to learn personal
things about your lives, because we'd like to know you as
people! Dammit, we even rate your matches so you know how
good you are and how much we like or dislike you! We're
EVEN nice enough to tell your boss how to run his
multimillion dollar corporation!
And what do _WE_ get for it?? Nothing! You insult us on
Byte This! You never tell any of the fan websites _any_
inside info. You attempt to work "shoot angles" just to
fool us. And we never...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER get a straight
answer about what goes on behind the WWE scenes until about
seven years after the fact.
So, high and mighty "wrestlers," us smarks aren't going to
take it any more. We're done. We'll no longer rate your
matches with stupid star ratings. We'll no longer endlessly
debate whose better than who and why. We won't attempt to
discover the behind the scenes going on at every turn. We're
done with you.
To all the wrestlers who take the time take the time to read
the humble opinion of a few hundred Internet smarks...thank
you. To all those who see us as nothing more than fat
geeks who may or may not be Canadian, well we don't care!
The smarks are done taking endless abuse from you wrestlers,
and we WON'T have it any more.
[Please...if you take this post seriously, go jump in a
river. ;)]
- Jay
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey (1937-)
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| #2 Posted on 24.6.02 1848.03 | Post it on Pro Wrestling Torch. That seems to be where all the WWE Superstars seem to be going for everything.
Quote of the week!
6/17/02 RAW HBK doing color:"That grown man is wearing makeup!" | Dahak
Frankfurter
Since: 12.5.02
From: Junction City OR.
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| #3 Posted on 24.6.02 1851.32 | That was a great post. It pretty much summed up everything.
I just have 13 words for you. How much wood would a woodchuch chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | Freeway
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|  #4 Posted on 24.6.02 1917.33 | You've forgotten Scott Keith's "hot pokers up the ass" system, but seeing as how he became more of a "internet guy" and less of a Smark a while ago, it's pointless to include.
And you forgot to WOOOO [bounces off the ropes] reference the Nature Boy! He's one of the few stylin', profil', limosine ridin' son of a guns that hasn't turned on the fans at any point... Yeah, he's been a heel...but he's never bitched about the fans or the industry. Or, rather, Ric Fleihr hasn't. Ric Flair has, because he's a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, just as Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock are both fictional characters.
Bart: Hey, immigrants! Beat it! Country's full!
Sailor: OK people, you heard the lady. Back into the hold. We'll try Canada.
[the immigrants moan]
-- "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
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Since: 12.5.02
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| #5 Posted on 24.6.02 1941.40 |
Originally posted by Freeway420
You've forgotten Scott Keith's "hot pokers up the ass" system, but seeing as how he became more of a "internet guy" and less of a Smark a while ago, it's pointless to include.
And you forgot to WOOOO [bounces off the ropes] reference the Nature Boy! He's one of the few stylin', profil', limosine ridin' son of a guns that hasn't turned on the fans at any point... Yeah, he's been a heel...but he's never bitched about the fans or the industry. Or, rather, Ric Fleihr hasn't. Ric Flair has, because he's a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, just as Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock are both fictional characters.
And Chris Jericho isn't? His real last name is Irvine if I remember correctly.
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