In junior high, we had a frequent substitute teacher whose last name was Cumm. We couldn't believe it when we found out his first name was Richard.
Also, in high school, there was a math teacher whose name was Alec Dick. On our schedules, under our classes it would say the teacher's first initial and then his last name, so a lot of us had math class with A Dick. Of course, being the type of kids we were, we had to circulate the joke about his wife's name being Ivanna (it was a total buzzkill when we learned what her name actually was).
This weekend is my birthday (tomorrow, actually) and I'm going to be travelling to New York City for Friday and Saturday to perform with The Banana Convention. It'd be groovy to meet some new people and party for my birthday with y'all.