In junior high, we had a frequent substitute teacher whose last name was Cumm. We couldn't believe it when we found out his first name was Richard.
Also, in high school, there was a math teacher whose name was Alec Dick. On our schedules, under our classes it would say the teacher's first initial and then his last name, so a lot of us had math class with A Dick. Of course, being the type of kids we were, we had to circulate the joke about his wife's name being Ivanna (it was a total buzzkill when we learned what her name actually was).
No, what I'm saying is this: I have Tempest 2000 and Rayman for my Jaguar, and I've played the two of those EASILY more than I've played anything on my Genesis. Maybe more than my entire Genesis collection combined.