I was on hold on Monday morning, waiting to talk to the mechanic at the dealership about why, exactly, my back wheel sheared off and passed me while I was driving the night before. The on-hold music was "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora. I suddenly quit hating my life.
The distribution of the Coffee Crisps is up to you. I had no great plan for them; I just knew that you liked them. Did you try the Crunchie bar yet? It's just chocolate over sponge toffee but it is one of my favourites.