A 23-year-old smokes pot? HEAVEN FORFEND! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!
Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
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Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
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Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death!
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott says he will charge Michael Phelps with a crime if he determines the Olympics hero smoked marijuana in Richland County.
Phelps, who set a record with eight gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics, was photographed smoking a marijuana pipe at a November party in Columbia.
The picture was published in the British newspaper News of the World. Phelps apologized Sunday, calling his behavior "inappropriate."
"This case is no different than any other case," Lott said Monday. "This one might be a lot easier since we have photographs of someone using drugs and a partial confession. It's a relatively easy case once we can determine where the crime occurred."
Possession of marijuana is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to 30 days in jail or a $570 fine, plus court costs.
But Lott seems to be the only person talking about making a case against Phelps. Both the USC and Columbia Police Departments said they would not pursue charges.
For cripes' sakes, just let the story DIE!
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Originally posted by ZeruelAshton Kutcher, via imdb.com, says that the real on at fault is the picture taker...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
More because it wasn't one of the cameras Kutcher endorses?
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One of our local gutter press shows, A Current Affair (ninemsn.com.au), trotted out a physic who has predicted that Hillary will become president and eventually become one of the most loved presidents. So there you go. Case closed.