Chris Nowinski already seems to be channeling The Genius, albeit in a slightly different (and far more charismatic) form than Lanny Poffo's original character.
And gaaaa, Steph! LOL... Albert's horrible enough to look at when he comes to the ring without his shirt on! To see him in the Bastion Booger outfit would require changing Velocity's rating to TV-MA with a disclaimer stating, “Caution: Viewing Bastion Booger might be harmful to your health. Parental discretion is advised.”
“When am I gonna meet someone normal for a change?” --Tommy Vercetti, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
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Lance Storm as the Mountie Billy Kidman as Arachnaman Jindrak and O'Haire as Demolition HHH as the American Blue Blood/Snob again Tommy Dreamer as a Hardcore Doink the Clown William Regal as IRS Several Mid-Carders as the Black Scorpion Rikishi and Mark Henry as the Natural Disasters
(edited by rikidozan on 11.11.02 1212) Wrestling has been rhyming with ass. I miss shows and it makes me all shades of ambivalence. WWE is starting to suck again. The crops? Jeezum Spice! Someone stole my crops. What in the ham fat is going on. That's just poo-doo! That's just my 2.4856 Yen.
2. Billy Gunn, Billy Kidman, Bill Watts and Bill Goldberg as "The Assmen"... all of them doing Gunn's old character. (And what were the lyrics to that song? "I love to pick 'em, I love to sniff 'em, I love to stick 'em, I love to put storm windows on 'em....")
3. Any member of the road crew as "The Ringmaster."
4. Triple H as The Shockmaster! Think about it! No talking!
1. Jericho as the Million-Dollar Man. He would be so good at torturing children and yelling, "Not good enough!"
"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children."
Because it's funner to pay $30 and have a sense of humor. Speaking of having a sense of humor, the guy who did the Bad Blood commerical should really get a raise. "You thought it was brutal now? It's gonna' get worse!" I LOOOOOOOOOOVE that ad!...