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|  #22 Posted on 29.7.05 2319.15 | Instant Rating: 4.96 | That's not exactly the world's best picture of Melina, either.
WWE's writing has never been worse. 'Wrestling clown' is worlds better than this.
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| #23 Posted on 29.7.05 2342.56 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | To me, it looks like she has part of a honeycomb stuck to her face.
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| #24 Posted on 30.7.05 0029.08 | Instant Rating: 2.24 | | The funny thing is, it's not her "mole" that's the problem. She's also a BUTTERFACE. Maybe that's the humor of the whole angle? No? Ah, fuck it. | CHAPLOW
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| #25 Posted on 30.7.05 0037.40 | Instant Rating: 1.85 | I am officially creeped out by the fact that they would blur Melina's ass AT ALL! I mean, who's idea was that? What a bunch of idiots. This is why wrestling is where it is.
But seriously folks,
I just had to say that I thought that was a Turkey Head pasted to the side of Jillian's face- I dont know why anyone would do that, maybe its a fashion statement...
OR a signal marking the return of the Gobbledy Gooker...
This gimmick is a waste of time, and they shoulda killed the Eddie-Rey-Dominic (I thought they had) and this before it was ever spawned.
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| #26 Posted on 30.7.05 0053.13 | Instant Rating: 6.79 | I think I mentioned it a while back, but the only thing I can think of they're doing is a variation of Hall's gimmick from when she got her breast implants.
She was originally a rather petite size and then came back after a "vacation" with the implants. Typical stuff, but OVW made a nice spin out of it by having Hall's character believe that the implants suddenly made her the most beautiful woman in the world ... and would cripple any woman who would suggest otherwise. It was a great way of working the "enhancement" into the storyline - and turning Hall heel after always being a face up to that point - without just not mentioning it at all.
My guess is that they'll have her "go off" to have the growth removed, she'll come back in the "perfect woman" role and then they'll put her into a feud with someone.
At least this way they could easily eliminate the whole mole thing pretty quickly. Or, in WWE-time, in about nine months.
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| #27 Posted on 30.7.05 0100.21 | Instant Rating: 4.78 | The sooner they get it off of her, the better.
Sure, somewhere in the back one of the writers is laughing their fool head off about it, but hopefully that writer will be fired soon in order to pay the salary of a returning Jamie Knoble :)
For a New Beginning...
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|  #28 Posted on 30.7.05 0104.09 | Instant Rating: 5.58 | What is this woman's background. Is she just another model/d-level actress or is she a (skilled) wrestler?
It must suck if you are a capable performer in the ring and they tell you "you are going to get this nasty growth, quite frankly!"
Hell, it even sucks if you are not capable but just there to look pretty..
*sigh* Why bother? | Kevintripod
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| #29 Posted on 30.7.05 0335.27 | Instant Rating: 2.41 | Originally posted by BigSteve
Because you asked for it. (wwe.com). It's seriously disgusting and quite disturbing. View at your own peril.
She looks just like Steph from the neck down.
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| #30 Posted on 30.7.05 0353.45 | Instant Rating: 1.49 | Originally posted by TL_Hopper
If Kane unmasked and revealed THAT, we wouldn't have been so disappointed.
You know when Kane asked why" if I am not burned why can't I get a woman" and RVD said,"because you're ugly" now that would have made me laugh.
This thing is just fucking stupid. Also what could the payoff possibly be? Oh wait a bra and panties match or an evening gown match. Thank God for the WWE without them there would be nowhere in the entire planet to see cleavage and chick's thongs.
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|  #31 Posted on 30.7.05 1259.13 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Originally posted by Kevintripod
Originally posted by BigSteve
Because you asked for it. (wwe.com). It's seriously disgusting and quite disturbing. View at your own peril.
She looks just like Steph from the neck down.
Gimme Steph head any day. Ahem.
Wasent this storyline planned well over a year ago. I swore I heard about these plans a while back for her.
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|  #32 Posted on 30.7.05 1505.49 | Instant Rating: 2.66 | It looks like one of those "Hollywood" things that we as normal citizens don't totally understand...like a grotesque jewellery item only seen on fashion shows.
I've seen the following movies this year:
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| #33 Posted on 30.7.05 1523.01 | Instant Rating: 6.13 | Originally posted by Zundian
It seemed to me, on further inspection, that her thong broke at some point during the match and she was giving a free show to everyone during the finish and her exit from the ring.
You can actually see the dangling portion of the thong after she stands up while exiting the ring.
Originally posted by hhhgamewmx7
Looking back at the video i saw no evidence of ''dangling'' parts or any part of her clothing being damaged post-match. I might put up some caps.
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OMG PLEEZ DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by BigSteve
Because you asked for it. (wwe.com). It's seriously disgusting and quite disturbing. View at your own peril.
OK, was I the only one who read the above series of posts, then clicked on the link before reading the warning, thinking I'd get to see Melina's wardrobe malfunction?
Because, dude. Expecting Melina's snatch and getting, well, that...not cool. | flairforthegold13
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| #34 Posted on 30.7.05 1539.57 | Instant Rating: 0.78 | Yeah, this gimmick is gonna die a quick death.
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| #35 Posted on 30.7.05 2203.12 | Instant Rating: 1.61 | Originally posted by Freeway420
Originally posted by whatever
Count me in on the "fugly" crowd. I guess they're running out of things with which to differentiate their gals. "You know, the blond... with the huge, er, tracts of land... that can't wrestle..."
I have to admit though - I did laugh at the end of the backstage scene when Mercury turned to Nitro and said, "So, would you?" and they quick turned to commercial. The look of confusion on their faces was priceless.
Agreed. While the "growth" is ridiculously fake and stupid, and will probably kill any chance Jillian Hall has of getting over, it DOES allow Mercury & Nitro to have some hilarious reactions.
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| #36 Posted on 31.7.05 0040.59 | Instant Rating: 4.00 | Originally posted by dMp
What is this woman's background. Is she just another model/d-level actress or is she a (skilled) wrestler?
It must suck if you are a capable performer in the ring and they tell you "you are going to get this nasty growth, quite frankly!"
Hell, it even sucks if you are not capable but just there to look pretty..
Jillian's actually a pretty decent wrestler, and she's had a number of fun matches with Alexis Laree.
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| #37 Posted on 31.7.05 0104.52 | Instant Rating: 5.53 | Originally posted by SOK
It looks like one of those "Hollywood" things that we as normal citizens don't totally understand...like a grotesque jewellery item only seen on fashion shows.
That and the pretzel comparison. The only way this can work is if it goes all Prince John in Robin Hood: Men In Tights and doesn't stay in the same place, even in the same segment.
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| #38 Posted on 31.7.05 0239.24 | Instant Rating: 2.41 | Originally posted by sentonBOMB
I thought Tazz came off the best during those segments... I am cool with her coming out on every SmackDown! from now on, as long as Tazz gets to hilariously make fun of her each time.
I'm pretty much sure that was the writers plan for her character all along.
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|  #39 Posted on 31.7.05 1247.24 | Instant Rating: 4.87 | I wasn't too impressed with Tazz's commentary on the...thing, couldn't really hear it that well, but Nitro's facial expressions were GOLD. Especially when he started to point and Mercury stopped him. That being said, Nitro is fantastic in general.
Interesting note, after Jillian and Melina left, Sky Sports cut straight to Animal and Heidenreich, without the "would you?" payoff (if you can call it that) to the MNM skit. | hhhgamewmx7
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| #40 Posted on 31.7.05 1417.35 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Originally posted by Spank E
Interesting note, after Jillian and Melina left, Sky Sports cut straight to Animal and Heidenreich, without the "would you?" payoff (if you can call it that) to the MNM skit.
I haven't a clue what version you were watching but when i watched Smackdown, they left it in and then cut to Dominick playing on his PSP.
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