That's not exactly the world's best picture of Melina, either.
WWE's writing has never been worse. 'Wrestling clown' is worlds better than this.
Matt Tracker: Great comix this week. But why not use the Trojan corner to feature the adventures Al Wilson? DEAN: Al Wilson rides it bareback, my brother. Matt Tracker: Waitress, I won't need this omelette after all, thanks. DEAN: He's too much of gentleman to assume that the lady he is with would have a disease and he's man enough to raise any offspring that should arise. HE IS AL WILSON.
I think I mentioned it a while back, but the only thing I can think of they're doing is a variation of Hall's gimmick from when she got her breast implants.
She was originally a rather petite size and then came back after a "vacation" with the implants. Typical stuff, but OVW made a nice spin out of it by having Hall's character believe that the implants suddenly made her the most beautiful woman in the world ... and would cripple any woman who would suggest otherwise. It was a great way of working the "enhancement" into the storyline - and turning Hall heel after always being a face up to that point - without just not mentioning it at all.
My guess is that they'll have her "go off" to have the growth removed, she'll come back in the "perfect woman" role and then they'll put her into a feud with someone.
At least this way they could easily eliminate the whole mole thing pretty quickly. Or, in WWE-time, in about nine months.
Originally posted by TL_HopperIf Kane unmasked and revealed THAT, we wouldn't have been so disappointed.
You know when Kane asked why" if I am not burned why can't I get a woman" and RVD said,"because you're ugly" now that would have made me laugh. This thing is just fucking stupid. Also what could the payoff possibly be? Oh wait a bra and panties match or an evening gown match. Thank God for the WWE without them there would be nowhere in the entire planet to see cleavage and chick's thongs.
Marge I am just trying to get into heaven not run for Jesus.
Originally posted by ZundianIt seemed to me, on further inspection, that her thong broke at some point during the match and she was giving a free show to everyone during the finish and her exit from the ring.
You can actually see the dangling portion of the thong after she stands up while exiting the ring.
Originally posted by hhhgamewmx7Looking back at the video i saw no evidence of ''dangling'' parts or any part of her clothing being damaged post-match. I might put up some caps.
Originally posted by TL_HopperOMG PLEEZ DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by BigSteve Because you asked for it. (wwe.com). It's seriously disgusting and quite disturbing. View at your own peril.
OK, was I the only one who read the above series of posts, then clicked on the link before reading the warning, thinking I'd get to see Melina's wardrobe malfunction?
Because, dude. Expecting Melina's snatch and getting, well, that...not cool.
Originally posted by whateverCount me in on the "fugly" crowd. I guess they're running out of things with which to differentiate their gals. "You know, the blond... with the huge, er, tracts of land... that can't wrestle..."
I have to admit though - I did laugh at the end of the backstage scene when Mercury turned to Nitro and said, "So, would you?" and they quick turned to commercial. The look of confusion on their faces was priceless.
Agreed. While the "growth" is ridiculously fake and stupid, and will probably kill any chance Jillian Hall has of getting over, it DOES allow Mercury & Nitro to have some hilarious reactions.
I thought Tazz came off the best during those segments... I am cool with her coming out on every SmackDown! from now on, as long as Tazz gets to hilariously make fun of her each time.
Originally posted by sentonBOMB I thought Tazz came off the best during those segments... I am cool with her coming out on every SmackDown! from now on, as long as Tazz gets to hilariously make fun of her each time.
I'm pretty much sure that was the writers plan for her character all along.
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong !!!" - Stifler, American Wedding
I wasn't too impressed with Tazz's commentary on the...thing, couldn't really hear it that well, but Nitro's facial expressions were GOLD. Especially when he started to point and Mercury stopped him. That being said, Nitro is fantastic in general.
Interesting note, after Jillian and Melina left, Sky Sports cut straight to Animal and Heidenreich, without the "would you?" payoff (if you can call it that) to the MNM skit.
Originally posted by Spank EInteresting note, after Jillian and Melina left, Sky Sports cut straight to Animal and Heidenreich, without the "would you?" payoff (if you can call it that) to the MNM skit.
I haven't a clue what version you were watching but when i watched Smackdown, they left it in and then cut to Dominick playing on his PSP.
I do think that the Rock is the best mic man in the WWE, except for maybe Flair. He has so much energy doing promos- The Rock is NOT the problem here. It's the writers who keep having him do the same stale old shit time and time again.