I dunno who's idea to put a fake "thing" on the side of Jillian Hall's face, but that really creeped me out. It isnt funny, cool, interesting, or anything positive. Its just downright creepy and gives me the shivers looking at it. I dont want to see it, I dont want them pointing it out and talking about it. I just want that to go away. Its a really lame idea and whoever thought of it should be released and whoever backed the idea should be shot.
I mean, its bad enough we dont have any good tag teams besides MNM on Smackdown. So, I dont want that team to be buried by having this angle just because Stephanie McMahon thinks its funny or something.
And on another note, what is with the blurring of Melina's ass? I mean, she IS wearing underwear, and its not see thru. Unless its some kind of angle they are purposely doing with the blurring, it makes no sense on UPN's part. The funny thing is that they dont blur it out all the time, just selectively. I just dont get it.
Originally posted by Kane Is UglyAnd on another note, what is with the blurring of Melina's ass? I mean, she IS wearing underwear, and its not see thru. Unless its some kind of angle they are purposely doing with the blurring, it makes no sense on UPN's part. The funny thing is that they dont blur it out all the time, just selectively. I just dont get it.
Perhaps there's a part of Melina's ass that resembles Muhammad Hassan?
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It's funny that whenever someone in the mainstream media takes a shot at wresling, they'll be accused by WWE of not "getting it". Yet at least once a month WWE runs some sort of an angle that perpetuates the stereotype of its own product as a 'rasslin show which only appeals to stupid hicks and seven year olds.
It's ridiculous that anyone would even consider putting something like this on TV. Perhaps the underlying issue here is that WWE needs to go back to hiring people who know something about wrestling, rather than TV writers. I think that a lot of the inexplicable crap that they put on TV would go by the wayside with competent wrestling people doing the booking.
So we should be expecting a blurb on parents.wwe.com : "WWE's new character Jillian has overcome the challenges of a facial impairment to succeed at a high level in the field of public relations. Joining MNM as the group's new publicist, Jillian's character will allow WWE to explore the double standard of feminine beauty in a sensitive & thoughtful manner. While WWE realises that the portrayal of this character may potentially traumatize some small children, WWE feels that this is an opportunity for parents to dialog with their children regarding the importance of appearance in contemporary society." Gak.
How long til the first mention of "paper bag" ?
Seems like there's some kind of Minimum Effective Width requirement for a thong. They probably realised after taping that Melina's TMEW had been compromised.
Well, John Cena did point out that the crowd hates Mohammed Hassan for being "an asshole-American"... ((Did I actually just type that???))
I didn't even get what it was at first. When it was shown after Jillian's character was introduced in the backstage vignette, I thought it was just some sort of ugly, earthy jewelry. Nevermind that it's a stupid gimmick because it's gross...it's more a stupid gimmick because the thing looks so incredibly fake and ridiculous.
Count me in on the "fugly" crowd. I guess they're running out of things with which to differentiate their gals. "You know, the blond... with the huge, er, tracts of land... that can't wrestle..."
I have to admit though - I did laugh at the end of the backstage scene when Mercury turned to Nitro and said, "So, would you?" and they quick turned to commercial. The look of confusion on their faces was priceless.
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Originally posted by whateverCount me in on the "fugly" crowd. I guess they're running out of things with which to differentiate their gals. "You know, the blond... with the huge, er, tracts of land... that can't wrestle..."
I have to admit though - I did laugh at the end of the backstage scene when Mercury turned to Nitro and said, "So, would you?" and they quick turned to commercial. The look of confusion on their faces was priceless.
Agreed. While the "growth" is ridiculously fake and stupid, and will probably kill any chance Jillian Hall has of getting over, it DOES allow Mercury & Nitro to have some hilarious reactions.
My big problem is...how long until the stupid thing falls off accidentally? At least on the taped show they can cover for it with editing...but why take the chance?
As for the blurring...I was assuming it was because the thong had slid to one side or the other.
So who was it on "creative" that decided to steal ideas from South Park? If they wanted to steal something from South park, they should've had Randy Orton work with Hassan's sympathizers to stick the Undertaker in a rocket and fire him into the sun. At least that would have a great payoff -- no more Undertaker...
I had just eaten before this match and was getting kinda nautious by looking at it.
Over here there was no blurring at all on Melina's ass. Was it just her intro or the whole match? Cause we got a hell of a view as she did her intro. Wow what a sight.
It seemed to me, on further inspection, that her thong broke at some point during the match and she was giving a free show to everyone during the finish and her exit from the ring.
You can actually see the dangling portion of the thong after she stands up while exiting the ring.
The kid is all confused and thinks to himself "I'm not calling anyone mommy because the last time I did that, it led to this." -My Wife on adoption
I actually enjoyed a lot of this Impact. I am glad Madison finally gave the Brooke Hogan is nothing promo. While, I didn't like her running, the idea that she and maybe Earl knew about Aces&Eights is intriguing.
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