Seriously, he needs to get straightened out. Not so seriously, I can't begin to count all the times I've been driving, gotten into an accident, and thought "you know, I should watch some porn while I'm waiting..." (msn.foxsports.com)
Originally posted by APThe suit alleges Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to the lawsuit filed Thursday.
Griffin told the St. Paul Pioneer Press after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. But the lawsuit alleges the crash occurred because Griffin was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.
It should be noted Griffin WASN'T charged with anything. That's why he's being sued, along with the Minneapolis PD.
Griffin told the St. Paul Pioneer Press after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phonethat had fallen off his lap.
So thaaaaaat's what the kids are calling it these days...
(edited by JoshMann on 30.6.06 1802)
"I don't know if it's Biscayne Boulevard or where it is, but there is an image in my mind about the symbolic championship parade."
TVs in the car that the driver can see continue to be a stupid idea. You want to watch TV, get someone else to drive your car for you.
In the real world, WWE believes that no matter what our race, religious creed or ethnic background in America, we all share the common bond of being Americans. American-Arabs are a part of the fabric of America, and they should be embraced by all of us.
A possibly interesting (but probably not) aside to this whole issue is that when Griffin signed with the Wolves last year a clause was put into his contract that if he ran afoul of the law again while he was under contract, the team could drop him without any repercussions.
The cynic in me wonders if Eddie didn't bargain his way out of a ticket in this case.
Tonight I wanna ruin my life, I wanna throw it all away, In a spectacular way
Hey, the ability to whack off while watching porn and driving at the same time is an enviable skill! Now if he can just learn to do it while sober and avoid crashing into things, he'll be all set for those long, boring road trips.
*gets a bunch of blank stares* Oh, c'mon, I'm just kidding!
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I found the All-Star Saturday Night show so fasinating I fell asleep. There did seem to be a few WCW like moments didn't there? Anyways, my 2 cents. I'm new to the board (check out freshest wiener!!) and wanted to contribute in some small way.