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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.06
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

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Seriously, he needs to get straightened out. Not so seriously, I can't begin to count all the times I've been driving, gotten into an accident, and thought "you know, I should watch some porn while I'm waiting..." (

    Originally posted by AP
    The suit alleges Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to the lawsuit filed Thursday.

    Griffin told the St. Paul Pioneer Press after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. But the lawsuit alleges the crash occurred because Griffin was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

It should be noted Griffin WASN'T charged with anything. That's why he's being sued, along with the Minneapolis PD.

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It the work force, we call that multi-tasking!

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    Griffin told the St. Paul Pioneer Press after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phonethat had fallen off his lap.

So thaaaaaat's what the kids are calling it these days...

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TVs in the car that the driver can see continue to be a stupid idea. You want to watch TV, get someone else to drive your car for you.

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    Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
    TVs in the car that the driver can see continue to be a stupid idea.
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A possibly interesting (but probably not) aside to this whole issue is that when Griffin signed with the Wolves last year a clause was put into his contract that if he ran afoul of the law again while he was under contract, the team could drop him without any repercussions.

The cynic in me wonders if Eddie didn't bargain his way out of a ticket in this case.

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Hey, the ability to whack off while watching porn and driving at the same time is an enviable skill! Now if he can just learn to do it while sober and avoid crashing into things, he'll be all set for those long, boring road trips.

*gets a bunch of blank stares* Oh, c'mon, I'm just kidding!

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