OH, SHAWN!! He's back! He's really back! He said so!! I saw him say it, even if he didn't have a mic! OH, MY GOD! I'm dying. I've gone to Heaven. He's really back.. I can't believe it! HO-LY SHITE! After all this crapola, Shawn's back! THANK YOU, DEITY! I can die, now.
ECW Championship RVD d. Big Show after top rope Van Dammanator and Frog Splash under "normal rules" meaning ref bump Falls Count Anywhere Match Test d. Tommy Dreamer after a TKO Dueling Cane Match Sandman d.