OH, SHAWN!! He's back! He's really back! He said so!! I saw him say it, even if he didn't have a mic! OH, MY GOD! I'm dying. I've gone to Heaven. He's really back.. I can't believe it! HO-LY SHITE! After all this crapola, Shawn's back! THANK YOU, DEITY! I can die, now.
Slightly off topic, but why does the WWE always insist on hiring the Kevin Kelly's, Josh Matthews and Mark Loyd's of the world? Can they not find anyone better than (as I believe the Torch calls them) the ``usual assortment of backstage nerds''?