The Green Phantom finds himself without a partner as he prepares to defend his IWS tag team title at Un F’N Sanctioned against the Evil Hardcore Ninjaz in the most vicious hardcore wrestling event in the business: the main event Fans Bring the Weapons.
During Un F’N Sanctioned, the Green Phantom’s tag team partner, EXcesS69, will take on Kevin Steen, the self-proclaimed best wrestler in Canada. This match came about after EXcesS69 accepted Kevin Steen’s open challenge at Born to Bleed. IWS president Seska decreed that EXcesS69 would be barred from participating in two matches on the same show. Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris was not thrilled at this announcement, but he consoled himself by the fact that his young contract superstar, EXcesS69, will not be putting his good looks on the line in the most brutal, disfiguring match ever devised. President Seska & Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris, in a moment of rare agreement, decided that the Green Phantom could choose his own replacement for EXcesS69. At press time, the Green Phantom had yet to make his choice.
To further complicate matters for the Green Phantom, President Seska appointed a special guest referee for the Fans Bring the Weapons main event. The only man in the locker room crazy enough to agree to referee the match is none other than PCP Crazy F’N Manny. The last time that IWS fans saw Manny in an IWS ring, the Green Phantom and Steve Royds were power-bombing Manny through fifty light tubes, leaving Manny with a “a concussion, 50 stitches, a torn artery and a heavily cut arm,” not to mention, “a swollen spleen, a lacerated liver, a punctured pancreas and a concussed colon.” Can Manny be impartial in a match that features the man who put him in intensive care?
Un F’N Sanctioned will be held in downtown Montreal at the beautiful Medley, Saturday September 20th. The IWS is famous for raising the bar of independant wrestling in Canada at its Medley events, and this show promises to be no different. In addition to the best in wrestling, Un F’n Sanctioned will shine the spotlight on the best in Montreal metal as local bands Tantrumn and InVeigh will be featured. Tantrumn will perform their “IWS Theme” to open the show, while InVeigh will perform their “Theme to Fans Bring the Weapons” just prior to the main event.
Three time WWF tag team champion, WCW hardcore champion, ECW and All Japan star, Pierre Carl Ouellet will make his IWS in-ring debut teaming with his friend and former student, Beef Wellington, to face off against Beef’s treacherous former partner, Kid Kamikaze, and the Kid’s bodyguard, Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale.
Le Syndicat de Lutte Internet, Viking ViMont and Damian DuMont, have issued an open challenge to any and all teams to face them in the SLI Invitational. Xtreme Revolution have already answered that challenge, but will they be the only team to do so?
Two former IWS champions will clash as two-time former champion the Triple X “Sex XXXpress” Sexxxy Eddy will face off against the recently dethroned IWS champion Dru Onyx. The former champion has been vocal in his displeasure at being denied a rematch for the IWS title. Former friends Eddy and Onyx nearly came to blows backstage as Onyx taunted Eddy, calling him, “a two-time loser who wrestles in his underwear.” Eddy responded by pointing out that Onyx has now lost twice to the Arsenal. Modestly, Eddy did not mention that he, himself, has never lost to the Arsenal, pinning the One Man War on several occasions.
The Arsenal, who beat Dru Onyx in a controversial ladder match at Born to Bleed to become the new IWS champion, is taking no chances with his hard won gold. For his first title defence, the Arsenal and his manager, Iron Mike Patterson, have hand-picked El Generico. The Tijuana native and true fan favourite is mired in a five month losing streak. On the other hand, many IWS watchers believe that the Arsenal could be underestimating El Generico, as the Latin Luchador has already this year come within a heartbeat of winning the IWS title.
For more information about the matches featured during Un F’N Sanctioned please visit the IWS website at http://www.syndicatewrestling.com. Information and video clips will be added frequently as we lead up to Un F’N Sanctioned. Card subject to change.
The IWS presents Un F’N Sanctioned, scheduled for Saturday, September 20th, at The Medley, 1170 St-Denis, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 8:30 pm. Tickets are fifteen dollars in advance. IWS wrestling is intended for audiences eighteen years or over. For information about the show e-mail email@example.com or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: http://www.syndicatewrestling.com. For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or order from http://xrv.com/iws/. For more information about Tantrumn, consult their web-site: http://www.tantrumn.com.
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