This was a column about the recent Republican debates, actually, but this paragraph caught my eye:
'...[Romney] then got red in the face, had a heated exchange and violated the Texas governor's space by grabbing his shoulder. It was exactly like professional wrestling, except for the part about the middle-aged guys in suits.'
First thought: Ha ha, Gail Collins obviously hasn't watched much professional wrestling lately.
Second thought: When DID wrestling turn into middle-aged guys in suits? These days I only look up from my crocheting when I hear the bell ring.
Third: I'd pay to see Perry vs. Romney in a hair match... but fantasy booking belongs in the politics forum.
(I'm thinking of this as a wrestling topic rather than a political one. I could be mistaken.)
1. When she realized "GM" meant GIANT MEMBER, she ran in fear. All she wanted to do is kiss the cook 2. Figuring Hornswoggle was safer, she ran to him. The black guy on the phone is asking if we can get some REAL Ho's up in this place 3.